- Binnie driving is the death of me. He'll drive me over and I'll come running back to him to thank him T-T AND the format is changing btw bcuz yh -
- Mainly just texting formats or speech formats-
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| ~ Slay Kids ~ |
Han : Channiiieee?????
MyDay : the hell did chan and the other two gayos go???
Hyunjin : DID THEY GET KIDNAPPED ??!?!
BY ALIENS??!??!
IN : what? bruh
Han : ITS A POSSIBILITY IN-AHHHH
Chan : HOLY SHIT OMGHDUKFGHIDFNGLOB
[Insert Picture of Felix and Changbin hugging whilst Felix is ontop of Changbin in the car]
(Do you get my image I'm trying to put here?? yk??)
MyDay : oh my eyes
Dear god i need bleach
Han : HOLYYYY MOLYYYY
Hyunjin : GET OUT7SJ OF THERUFH CHANIDE
LEAVUR TH3M AL0N3JLID
Minho : I aint gonna lie, you should defo leave chan
Chan : IM GOIGNJREGN
Han : He said he's going
WE SHOULD CONFRONT LIXXIE AND BINNIE AT THE BEACHHHH
Hyunjin : EEKKK YESSS
IN : just make sure you hurry channie hyung, i'm bored
Chan : OKayyy
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As Bangchan was bleaching his eyes whilst he was driving back to the rest of the members, he remembered something. He had left the two males in the car by themselves in the middle of nowhere.
He decided it was better if he should go and get the rest of the members ,who were impatiently waiting, and take them with him in the car. Yes, he wouldn't be able to fit the other 5 members in a 4 seated car, as there were 6 of them in total, but he would figure out a way to fit them in, after all, he is the greatest leader, Channie <3. He proceeded to reach into his hoodie pocket and took out his black phone cased phone and began to text on the now 100+ notification group.
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| ~ CHANGLIX ~ |
MyDay : Bro what is taking chan so long????
Hyunjin : Yeah im getting kinda boredddd
MyDay : Ofc you are
Hyunjin : I'll never get bored of you though baby <3
MyDay : ewwwww you're weird bro
Hyunjin : anything for you
han : y'all this is a changlix groupchat not a seungjin okay??
take it somewhere else
Hyunjin : some one is mad that they dont have a loverrrr~~~~
Han : SAYS WHO???!?!
I HAVE LEE KNOW HYUNG
RIGHT???
Minho : yh yh wvtr
Han : O-O OMG OMGOGMIOGHWEBGH
MyDay : bro broke him anyways
we r like right next to each other, can y'all stfu??
Chan : be ready, im picking y'all up
IN : otay hyung :)))
Myday : Lol bro only messages when Chan does :P
Hyunjin : wait why are you picking us up??
I'm pretty sure I'm too heavy for you to pick me up
Han : where r we going??
What's happening T-T
Chan : Youre going in the car with me, now stfu
Minho : yh exactly, listen to your lots hyung.
stfu
Han : anything for you baby
Minho : . . I give up on life
Han : Aww don't baby :c
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The other 5 boys were waiting impatiently for Chan to hurry and get them to go see the two newly wedded couple- I mean.. Changbin and Felix. Chan made a sharp turn to the left before stopping the car infront of the other members. He rolled down the window of the drivers seat, due to it being on the same side as the other boys were, and peered out of the window to get their attention, which was on the beach directly behind them.
"Yo. Get in you homosexuals." Chan
The other boys abruptly turned around, facing their smirking hyung.
The reason why Chan was smirking wasn't because he called them homosexuals, like some of the members had originally thought, it was actually because Jeongin was squatting down on the floor, taking pictures of the scenery of the beach, his ass being on full view to Chan. And Chan wasn't gonna lie about the view he was seeing neither (aka IN) . . He was hella turned on by just looking at his youngers ass.
"Ahem! Yeah I know IN's ass may be thicc, but like, can you call him in the car now?" Minho
" Yeah take a picture hyung, it'll last longer." Seungmin (insert Seungmin iconic eye rolls)
"Ah haha yeah, sorry you guys.. Innie, come inside please." Chan
"Mhm, sure hyung, just takin' a few more picturess~~" IN
"Bruh, just hurry the fuck up please. It doesn't take this long to take some pictures." Seungmin
"Don't be mean to your youngers Seungmin." Chan
"At least I said please bitch. And also I can do whatever the heck I wanna grandpa." Seungmin
"You wanna get out of the car then?" Minho
"You wanna get k*lled then?" Seungmin
"I'd like to see you try." Minho
"Wanna bet old hag?" Seungmin
"Bet." Minho
"Yo yo yo, no fighting in my fucking car idiots" Chan
"Who are you? Our dad or some shit?" Minho
"I-" Chan
"Nah, bros our Grandpa." Seungmin
"Bahahahahaha lol, I wouldn't take that Channie." Hyunjin
"Seungmin, shut your boyfriend up please, because that was no way close to being funny." Minho
"Lol." Han
" I suggest you shut your boyfriend up first because that stupid remark wasn't funny either." Seungmin
" Oh puh-lease! This squirrel isn't my fucking boyfr-" Minho
"Okay okay, I'm here now guys, can we go? I wanna see Changlix in action." IN
" Yup. Let's go." Chan
" Jesus chris(t) finally, took you long enough Jeongin." Seungmin
" For real. I swear, if the pictures don't even look good-" Minho
"They are! Here lemme show you." IN
(Pictures that IN showed below)
( He had more, but I'm not bothered to show more pictures)
" Hmm.. It looks okay I guess." Minho
"Okay?! It looks so lit Jeonginnie! It looks amazinggg!!" Hyunjin
" Hell yeah it does!" Han
" Thank you hyungs!" IN
" I can do it better.." Seungmin
"Show us then." IN
"I- ... I didn't take any pictures.." Seungmin
"Hmph, exactly, no proof, didn't happen." IN
" Pshh, whatever. I'll show you I can do better ones." Seungmin
" Whatever floats your boat hyung." IN
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Short chapter because I am still on the one month hiatus thingie, and also in the next chapter I wanna show more Changlix and more about the beach, so I'm getting this over with first.
Stan straykids :3
And tysm for 1k+ views, It means a lot that people actually like this! :3