Outlast: THE WEDDING

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Chapter One: The Engagement
Chapter B: The Preparation

Chapter Skmbdbbmboopbop: The Wedding

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*they all show up at the wedding*

Waylon: *walking down the aisle* pleasejustkillme-

Trager: *holding shears to his throat to keep him walking* nah bro you gotta get married

Twin 1: It's so beautiful, they grow up so fast

Twin 2: Brings a tear to my eye, innit

Father Martin: Mawwiage is what bwwings us togetha today

Eddie: Um excuse you

Father Morbin: It's morbin time

(lil fun fact: I accidentally spelled Martin as Mortin and instead of correcting myself I put Morbius in this. Kill me now)

Frank: NOM NOM NOM *eating him*

Waylon: I hate you and I hate this place and I hate living

Father Martin: SHUT UP now if anyone has any objections please speak now or forever-

Walker: *breaks down door* I OBJECT

Everyone: GASP

Eddie: HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU-

Walker: I'M HERE FOR YOU

Everyone: GASP

Walker: because... I LOVE YOU

Waylon: wtf

Eddie: OMG I LOVE YOU TOO

Father Martin: OMG NO I REFUSE TO MARRY GAY PEOPLE

Trager: then don't get married to a gay person

Everyone: *dead silence*

Trager: Oh you meant marry

Waylon: hold on but we were two men? You were gonna marry us

Father Martin: HUH

Waylon: Yes I am a man-

Father Martin: FOR REAL?

Waylon: Yes this cannibal man here can confirm

Frank: nom nom yes this is a man nom nom nom

Father Martin: BOI YOU WOULD LOOK LIKE A MAN IF YOU LOOKED COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

Trager: IKR LIKE YOU LOOK LIKE HEDWIG ONLY PEOPLE WON'T BE SAD WHEN YOU DIE

Waylon: Um excuse you

Walrider: *phases through door* hey guys I just got out of the lab and GASPPP *points at Waylon*

Waylon: don't you dare

Walrider: IS THIS THAT BABY FROM ICE AGE

Waylon: I'm leaving

Miles: *filming through window* this is totally gonna go viral lolz

THE END


Nobody even is in this fandom anymore but if you find this then I have a secret to tell you.

In the first game, as soon as you crawl under the gate, you can try and jump over the fence into the grass. This can put you at the spawn point of the underground lab. Super cool. 

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