Chapter 169
"I will never lose!"
When Shen Xianyu left, the father-in-law's wife said such a sentence in a very firm tone.
"I know, I know."
In contrast, Shen Xianyu's attitude is much more perfunctory. "You have said it many times."
However, this contrast made the Yun family feel more determined that the father-in-law and wife lost. Mrs. Yun was the happiest. Even before returning to the yard, she did not forget to say to Yun Zhenri, "I think the second girl is very good. Don't be influenced by the rumors outside. Even if you live outside, she is our cloud. Don't you be bullied before she got married, and she was bullied after getting married. Doesn't that mean that you are not as good as Shen Tingsong?"
Who dares to bully Shen Er?
"Mom, I know."
No matter what he was in his heart, he still nodded in agreement.
The newlywed Shen Xianyu has always maintained a very good mood. Even if the things in the room are not very competitive, she is tired of being with the male god every day, and every day's progress is very welcome. She even secretly made a schedule of the plan. Well, she clenched her fist with confidence. She will definitely be able to Take down your own man.
There is no doubt about the charm of square dance.
In less than five days, several old ladies changed from the initial twisting, red face and red ears, and cling to cheerful, free and dynamic.
After sweating, they found that the whole person was refreshing.
Not enough manpowered?
Don't be afraid.
There are not many mothers around the old lady. Take the way and strengthen the team first.
Shen Xianyu, the lead dancer on the first day, was kicked to the end on the third day.
I was disliked by the old ladies and jumped too badly.
And Mrs. Shen and Mrs. Yun finally understood the importance of the central position. Good boy, at a glance, they are the most eye-catching existence.
Shen Xianyu also had to admit that these old ladies did not brag. When they were young, they danced no worse than today's Shen Xianlan. Anyway, there were no artistic cells, she was too late.
Later, she usually only applauded and served as a part of the logistics.
While Yun Shaojie was studying hard in the study, Shen Xianyu lay on the table and designed clothes for the old ladies and read books to buy shoes.
Good-looking clothes are matched with sports shoes of the same color.
This is both beautiful and comfortable.
Makeup?
No!
Since starting the square dance, the old ladies have stopped applying grease and powder on their faces, because sweat will cost their makeup. Then, a group of old ladies agreed not to wear makeup in the future. The second time, they got together and looked left and right. Sure enough, the old lady of the Shen family was the youngest and the best.
"Keep enough sleep every day, have a good mood, and exercise positively. Even if you are old ladies, you are the most beautiful and healthy old ladies."
Shen Xianyu took the opportunity to beat them chicken blood.
Then take out the clothes and shoes and let them go to the nearest home to change them.
Come out again.
Yo, roar!
A group of old ladies feel different.
So brightly red, well, they like it very much, but they usually think that they are a lot of age. How can they wear it embarrassed to them? Now they are satisfied.
Especially when Shen Xianyu showed them photos of their dancing.
They are a little disbelievation. Is this really them?
How long has it been?
They didn't smile so happily and simply.
It's not that their life is not good, but at an age, it seems that only the younger generations can be happy in front of them, and the rest of the time is more boring.
Now they understand what the second girl said.
They should have their own things to do, have their own circle of friends, and create their own happiness, instead of waiting for others to send them.
They are happy!
But there are also a little.
Many people look sad.
For example, people who want to sleep in these streets.
As soon as such loud music comes out, even if you get your head into the quilt, you can't stop the passionate and dynamic sound.
This is just one aspect.
As a figure of Liang Du, Shen Er's every move was stared at and discussed.
Therefore, the people of Liangdu soon discussed it.
"Shen Er is so filial! I won't forget my old grandmother when I get married!"
"I heard that her grandmother is young. She dances and is in good health. She hasn't had a regenerated disease since she began to exercise!"
Someone is noisy!
It was sprayed immediately.
"Noisy, where is it noisy? It's lively. I want to listen to the music. I've seen it secretly. Those old lady dance so well."
...
As the people discuss, dignitaries naturally need to use them as gossip.
There is something the old lady wants to participate.
Don't open your mouth.
I just sigh every day, pick up the bowl and take two bites and put it down.
Some people often lie in bed and call the imperial doctor, and then say a few words when their descendants come to see. When they are old, their bones will not be fine.
Some people wipe their tears all day long and say a word.
...
The younger generation gathered around, asking their elders' close subordinates and consulting the imperial doctor.
Finally, clues were found.
A group of people who were so anxious that they were about to get angry wanted to faint and grit their teeth when they thought of Shen Er's name.
But let their old lady wear bright red clothes today, purple tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow,... All kinds of gorgeous colors in their eyes dance in public, and they are not happy. Think about it, if there are their elders among the old ladies, they always feel ashamed.
Therefore, the next morning, Shen Tingsong and Shen Muxuan waited for a group of people to attack.
What kind of dancing is out of style.
The voice disturbs others too loudly.
...
A group of people united, saying that it was a spit.
However.
They don't know that the first sentence has offended a large number of people.
The father and son of the Shen family had not spoken yet. Yun Zhenri and Ding Beihou and other people in their homes, such as an old lady dancing in the square, stood up. The former directly red eyes, knelt on the ground and began to cry. They talked about the changes after his mother danced. In short, they were happy and healthy. They looked younger, and then began again. It is not easy to say how difficult it is for their mothers to say, and they will never expect that they will be slandered at this age. At this time, if they don't apologize and fight for the Duke of Zhen, they can't let their biological mother be insulted so in vain!
Dingbeihou immediately agrees!
Not everyone's old master passed away. Their fathers were very much in favor of their mother going out to dance. Why are these people so lenient?
I'm not filial. I don't want my mother to be in good health. Do you still want to stop others from being filial?
"In my heart, nothing is more important than my grandmother's health, and nothing is happier than her happiness!" Shen Muxuan is young and is the last statement. Maybe he has recently killed a crazy world, and his body is more powerful.
A group of people who were aggressive immediately dared not speak.
Before the emperor could speak, the group was solved.
Apologizing must be apologized.
Then.
As soon as I get home.
I found that the old lady at home seemed to be in poorer health.
If you were made before because you wanted to go out and dance, you are really sad now.
After the imperial doctor diagnosed the pulse this time, he also said something serious. "There is nothing serious for the time being, but in the long run, it's hard to say if you are depressed in your heart."
How well Shen Er's news is.
What's more, the Shen family did not intend to hide it from her. They frowned as soon as they heard this, "Is there anything wrong with these people?" When they were their mother, their wife was so miserable!"
Father and son are trying to say it.
Their family affairs.
As a result, her old lady said, "It's really pitiful to think about it."
"Grandma, do you think your son, grandson and granddaughter are the best in the world? I feel so happy?"
The old lady nodded with a smile, "That's right."
"I also think so. My grandma, father, eldest brother, sisters and sisters are all the best." After thinking about it, he added, "The godmother is also good. It looks good to bully."
The first lady had a face, but then she was even more wronged.
"Second girl, can you help those old sisters!"
The old lady is very happy every day now, and she hopes that others are like her.
"My beloved grandmother, your wishes can come true with me!" Shen Xianyu said with a smile, "Don't worry! How can it be enough to apologize to our grandmother? I will definitely make them realize that they are wrong.
So.
Shen Xianyu, who was newly married, got up until she woke up naturally. On this day, got up early, changed into a strong suit, and kissed the male god who sat up. Tut, even if she watched it many times, the male god in black hair and in a nightgown still made her whole body itchy. "Go out to do business."
Yun Shaojie: "..."
Look at this. Are you going out to fight?
"That's right!"
Shen Xianyu nodded directly, "Do you want to join us?" Avenge our grandmother and grandmother!"
"Tell me about the plan!"
Shen Xianyu quickly finished the plan.
Yun Shaojie: "!!!"
It's worthy of Shen Er. The means are cruel and direct. "Let's go together!"
When the two went out, the four girls, Li Xinxiu and the Kong, were ready to wear clothes with the same mobility. "Remember, our action today is to understand the dirty ideas in our minds. Seeing a woman walking on the street, he feels seducting dog men, and brainwash them well. Son, do you understand?"
"I understand!"
Then.
A group of people went out with sticks and ropes.
Ambush on the road to the palace, waiting for them to come out of it.
Therefore, after the next morning, some officials who walked home in a carriage were stunned and tied up.
It's so popular.
There is no hiding.
Other officials who witnessed all this looked at Shen Tingsong and Yun Zhenri, and their eyes were very shocked.
Shen Er and Yun Shaojie will never admit their mistakes.
The two drank face to face on the day they got married.
What is this what you want to do?
Bind people in front of them?
What should I do now?
Do they think they didn't see it?
Are you a little sorry for this government?
Yun Zhenyan and Shen Tingsong, who were staring at each other, made a decision in an instant, "It's really cold. Let's go, go and go home for breakfast early!"
"Yes, yes!"
The Ministry of Justice is still in the book: "!!!"
Hey!
Forget it.
If these kidnapped adults have three big and two shortcomings, he can go directly to Shen Er and Yun Shaojie. Well, he definitely doesn't remember that the other party said that his mother had an indecent hatred. Absolutely not, he is an impartial secretary of the Ministry of Justice.
When the old ladies arrived at the place within the agreed time, they saw several young men tied up.
"Second girl, what are you doing!"
Mrs. Shen's face has changed, and she scolded.
"Grandma, don't worry, with my father and my father-in-law, the sky won't fall!"
Mrs. Shen and Mrs. Yun's family thought about it, and so did it!
The kidnapped people are still confused.
Shen Er squatted on the ground, "Do you know how I dealt with Peach Blossom some time ago?"
These adults nodded.
Others bullied people as their identity, "Shen Er, what are you doing? Do you know what the crime is to kidnap the imperial officials?"
"
I'm not afraid!"
Shen Xianyu smiled brightly, "But you are different. I formed this square dance. How dirty are your hearts? Look at them. This group of people can't be your mother at that age. Is it wrong for them to find something to make them happy? Did you provoke you? I also said in court that they were indecent! Look at them. Which one is not dignified, beautiful and generous!"
As soon as she said this, the old ladies became angry.
That's right.
They are all half of their bodies. They are all full. What are you doing? Do you have to stare at them, can't you see them happy?
"Now, there are only two choices in front of you,"
Shen Xianyu said, "Nal you dance behind them at the beginning of the music, or I will tear you to the gate and strip you naked your clothes so that you know what is really indecent."
"Do you dare!"
Someone scolded!
"Do you think I dare!"
This is a madman. I must dare.
Someone looked at Yun Shaojie, "You don't care!"
Yun Shaojie: "..."
No wonder I can say that in court. My mind is not easy to use. "Shen Er is my daughter-in-law now."
They are the only one from the family.
"I count to ten. If you don't make a choice, I will think you choose the latter, one, two, five..."
The tied man stared widened.
Doesn't Shen Er know the number?
Intentionally!
Absolutely intentional.
However, if it were others, they still dared to gamble, but Shen Er, the other party is crazy. Is there anything she dare not?
The point is that even if Shen Er does this, they have no face to be an official. Shen Er is likely to be beaten by Shen Tingsong at most, and there will be no additional punishment for the emperor's love for her.
"Stop, let's jump!"
When this fell, several people's faces were blue and red.
"Untie it!"
Shen Er smiled brightly, "Don't think about running. I can help you once, and I can tie you up for the second time."
"Grandnies, come on!"
Before the music sounded, Shen Xianyu said loudly, "Take the group of people behind as Chinese cabbage!"
Chinese cabbage officials: "..."
The girls said holding the whip, "Jump, if you don't dance well, we can also peel off your clothes with a whip. You can have a try!"
That's too much.
Is it so forced to dance?
The cabbage had to jump up seriously.
One song after another.
They didn't find out that although they didn't dance well, they slowly immersed in it. The pressure, busyness and fatigue disappeared, and they couldn't help smiling on their faces.
When I came to my senses.
The music has stopped, and it's time for the old ladies to guard the stall every day.
Chinese cabbage: "..."
Is this music poisonous, or is this dance poisonous?
Shen Er said nothing and left with his grandmother.
A group of officials looked at each other in consternation.
Then his face turned red a little.
I don't know who said, "Why don't you let the old lady come?"
It's really good.
As for the indecent, no, those dance movements are very simple.
The next day, the team grew again.
As for the clothes, it's easy to say. Some of these old ladies' families know how to do it, that is, to write, and they have to go to Shen Xianyu to buy it.
During this period, the court had harvested a batch of high-yielding grain and personally confirmed the output. They were excited one by one. They walked with the wind, and the emperor's red eyes and couldn't wait to supply Shen Er.
Time seems to pass in the blink of an eye.
Even in the cold winter, Shen Er still goes to work with his male god.
And her one-month plan was not completed until the twelfth lunar month.
She finally ate the meat. On that day, she was so happy that she was about to fly, and Liang was already preparing for the Spring Festival and next year's township test.
I spent New Year's Eve at home.
On the first day of junior high school, I went to the Duke of China, and on the second day of junior high school, I went back to the Shen family. The family sat together, talking and laughing. When the scene was about to end, she was ready to go to play separately, Shen Xianjing, who had been very quiet, finally said, "Grandma, father, eldest brother, second sister, I know what I want to do?"
Everyone looked at her.
If Shen Xianyu and Shen Xianlan are a headache for the Shen family, then Shen Xianjing is a girl who everyone is very distressed, including the younger brothers and sisters below.
Hearing her say that, what a group of people thought to himself was that as long as they did not kill and set fire, they did not commit treacherous crimes, and they would support everything they did.
Including Shen Er, they all think the same thing.
Sitting quietly one by one, waiting patiently.
Shen Xianjing looked at Shen Xianlan several times.
The latter touched his nose and couldn't help laughing and asked, "Sister, do you have something to say directly. Does what you want to do with me?" Do you also want to take the imperial examination? That's no problem."
Shen Xianjing shook her head vigorously, "I don't want to take the imperial examination!"
He paused for a moment, "I want to go to the Disability College to help!"
She once followed her second sister and third sister to see Su Xiu and the disabled college he was responsible for. Looking at the children, even if they were physically defective, they still laughed so brightly and happy. She felt that what happened to her was nothing?
At that time, she had such an idea in her heart.
Just.
The dean is a third brother-in-law. She runs to help with an unmarried elder sister. Even if she tries her best to avoid suspicion, outsiders may gosip.
That's why it has been delayed until now.
But once she went there, she wanted to go more, especially when she remembered the names of several children.
"Then go!"
Shen Xianyu, who did not avoid that root, didn't understand, "Su Xiu is the dean. With him watching, we can rest assured!"
Others in the Shen family: "..."
I didn't say anything.
I also looked at Shen Xianlan.
That's the same sentence. Because of Shen Xianyu, their faces are now too thick to be afraid of any gossip.
"Look at what I do?"
Shen Xianlan shook her head and said, "The good person like Xiuxiu will definitely welcome the eldest sister to go. When I saw him the other day, his eyes were blue. There were not enough people inside. He was very tired, and it would be much easier for someone to share it." Speaking of this, he looked at Shen Tingsong, "Dad, such a little thing is your official department. Let's talk about a sentence in Shangshu.
"No!"
Shen Xianjing took a deep breath and said, "Third sister, do you mind?"
"Why do you mind?"
Shen Xianlan smiled with a holy face, "Sister, I still have great confidence in my charm. My family Xiuxiu only has me in my heart. Why should I mind? As the second sister said, if I encounter something, I can't find my father, eldest brother, and my second sister, I can also go. Looking for a second brother-in-law, he is my other brother. As for the outsider's ideas, you can be happy and think so much to do. Are you a vegetarian to be a father and eldest brother?"
Shen Tingsong and Shen Muxuan always feel that the following words have appeared a little frequently recently.
However, in the face of Shen Xianjing, their attitude is unprecedentedly gentle.
"If you want to do it, go."
"Big sister, don't think too much. I think you should learn more from the second sister and third sisters. Look at them. When the sky falls, I think that my father and I will make trouble outside. Who can do anything to them!" Shen Muxuan breathed a sigh of relief. Nowadays, the whole people in Shen Mansion are busy. Everyone has their own things to do. Now her eldest sister has settled down.
"It worries Dad and eldest brother."
Shen Xianjing smiled.
People looking at this room are really good in their lives.
Then.
Shen Xianyu's voice appeared unpleasantly, "Sister, you don't think you want it.
Dad will arrange it for you, and you can go, right?"
Shen family: "!!!"
What do you mean?
Otherwise!
"Have you ever thought about it? What are you going to do? I think my father and eldest brother love you, and I definitely don't want you to do chores, do you?"
That will definitely not.
Shen Xianjing herself never thought about making sundries, and she couldn't do it at all. "I've inquired about it. There is a lack of gentlemen there, because those children are all disabled, and many gentlemen don't want to go."
Shen Xianlan nodded.
There were two blushes on her face. Their Xiuxiu was so kind, pure smile and flawless. She stood on it to give lectures to the children below, which made her want to sit below as his student. She was really lucky to meet such a perfect person.
"Then you didn't ask Su Xiu,"
Shen Xianyu said, "Sir, you can't be done, especially these disabled children. Their hearts are more sensitive. If you are not ready to come to power, you may help."
It's good to have this heart, but what should be learned still needs to be learned.
Those disabled children are distressed enough. If they don't learn the knowledge and leave a psychological shadow, won't it make matters worse?
Shen Xianjing: "..."
"Go and ask Su Xiu. The third sister should know that he found relevant books for the disabled college before taking over."
Shen Xianlan nodded, "Yes, I also watched some."
"Okay, I'll borrow it. Third sister, come with me."
Shen Xianlan nodded, no problem.
Speaking of Dao Xiuxiu, she really wants to see him now. Well, she can recite poems and paint with him, or discuss with him what needs to be paid attention to in the next township examination. In short, they have a lot of things to do together.
Chapter 170
Shen Xianyu is crazy. Thinking of the children in the disabled college, he immediately stood up and said, "Let's go, let's go now!"
Ha!
Shen family: "..."
Do you know that it is the New Year?
There should be a limit to nonsense.
"It's just because it's the New Year's more important. I've already inquired about it. There are still half of the children left in the college. Think about the vast majority of Liang Du's children now with their parents' New Year' money and are led around by their parents to play, and what about them?" Shen Xianyu said loudly, "I have decided to take them to play."
Speaking of this, looking at the old lady of the Shen family, "Grandma, I know you are the kindest. Let's go with our family together and let the younger brothers and sisters below to see the world."
The people of the Shen family are very smart.
Children who don't go home in the New Year either have no home or have been abandoned by their families.
Imagination is also very distressed.
The old lady of the Shen family looked at Shen Tingsong.
"Go!"
The latter said a word directly.
"Thank you, Dad. You're the best."
"I just want to see where Xianjing works in the future." As for the other intentions, Shen Tingsong did not say it.
The Shen family soon went out and went straight to the disabled college. Even if she came many times, Shen Xianlan couldn't help but feel sad when she looked at the children who were short of arms and legs, or could not speak, could not hear, etc., but her face did not show it at all.
As soon as they appeared.
Many children came over with happy smiles, directly surrounded Shen Xianyu, chattered what had happened these days, and was eager to share with them what they had learned recently.
Yun Shaojie and the Shen family looked, "..."
She is really popular.
Soon they understood why she was so popular.
The eagle caught the chicken and saw it and knew that the rules were very simple. A girl as the age of Shen Er could also play crazy. When he was an eagle, he looked fierce. When he caught the chicken, he held it in his arms and raised it high! When you are a hen, you can fight with an eagle with bare hands!
Jumping plaids, sandbags, rope skipping, cockfighting, etc. Her petite body seemed to have endless energy. One morning, she jumped with a group of children and never stopped.
Of course, not all children like this kind of play.
There are children sitting quietly and watching. When they laugh in the yard, they also smiled, with joy in their eyes and more expectation, because every time Mr. Shen comes, he always plays in the morning and will play some quiet games with them in the afternoon.
The favorite person of the children in this college is Mr. Shen.
Even the dean can't compare with it.
Towards noon, Shen Xianyu announced, "Today we are having lunch in the yard. When can we eat? How does it taste?" Speaking of this, she shook her hands and said, "Do it yourself, have enough food and clothing. Next is the food competition. Let's divide into four groups, the dumpling group and the steamed bun group are divided into two groups. I, Dean Su and Mr. Lan and Mr. Jing will be the leader, and draw lots!"
A pair of eyes are shiny.
A group of children were discussing.
"I want to be in a group with Mr. Shen. She is the most interesting and fun."
"I'm going to be in a group with Dean Su. You forgot that Mr. Shen can't cook at all!"
"Mr. Lan is also good. Although she moves slowly, the steamed buns and dumplings she made are the best."
"Mr. Jing is good-looking and gentle."
...
The skin and sink were ready for a long time, with a whistle.
The groups immediately began to wrap them up.
Shen Xianyu belongs to the kind of person who is particularly greedy. She makes dumplings and can't wait to wrap a pot of stuffing in a dumpling, which leads to her progress to stay first place. What's the matter if she breaks broken? Just mend it with that skin!
Yun Shaojie: "..."
Shen family: "..."
What a big eye-opener.
By contrast, the steamed buns wrapped by Shen Xianlan on one side are simply works of art.
Even if they have seen it many times, these children can't help screaming.
Shen Xianyu, who finally finished wrapping one, looked at the backwardest in her group, stopped directly, cheering for the children in her group, and threw away the group next to make trouble. It was also because of her crazyity that this lunch took a long time to eat.
The big dumpling she made appeared on Shen Tingsong's plate, "Dad, you are my favorite father and my daughter's own dumplings. Do you taste them? Is it delicious?"
Shen Tingsong glanced at the dumplings next to him, and then looked at his third daughter's steamed buns. The meaning should not be too obvious.
"Dad,"
Shen Xian shouted coquettishly.
What can he do?
Of course, eat it.
In fact, it tastes good. After all, the dumpling wrappers and fillings were prepared by Siya and Li Xinxiu.
In the afternoon, it was much quieter. Shen Xianyu's brain was more flexible, and all kinds of puzzle games emerged one after another. When the Shen family left again, it was dark outside.
Back at home, Yun Shaojie asked, "Do you like children very much?"
Huh?
"I'm still a child myself."
Shen Xianyu looked at her male god, "However, it would be good to have a little boy who looks like you."
When the court began to accept the holiday, Shen Xianyu also followed as a small doorman.
Imagine that she hadn't asked the emperor about the progress of those things before for a long time, so she asked Su Xiu and asked carefully.
High-yielding grain has now been accepted by most people in Daliang. Each grain has been harvested at the lowest level, and the output is a little less than what is said in the book, but it is a great surprise for Daliang, because the minimum has tripled, not to mention potatoes and sweet potatoes.
After Shen Xianyu knew it in his heart, he asked Su Xiu, "Where is Liu Ying?"
"In major cities and important junctions, Liuying has been put in place, but towns and villages still need time."
"Take your time, don't worry!"
Su Xiu: "..."
Shen Er is really idle.
Although he worked so hard for a while, it was easy to say, but these achievements were made by the court all day and night. Well, according to the news he received, Liang Du's fattest official, who has lost 20 pounds from childhood to adultity. He has lost 20 pounds from last year to now, and he still eats as usual, but what he does is to do is constantly. Double, dark circles have become the norm for Daliang officials, just like his future father-in-law and brother-in-law.
Looking at Shen Er sitting opposite her, I always felt that something new would happen.
She guessed correctly.
Shen Er has planned to carry out her second step plan.
When the emperor listened to her next plan in the new house, he yawned a lot, "Can you slow down?" There are a lot of things to do in the first month. This year's spring ploughing is particularly important. It is not allowed to be careless at all. There will be a try for the next time. I'm afraid of being eaten by your father."
He won't say that he worked very hard.
Every day, whenever I have a little time to rest and sleep, the medicine prescribed by the imperial doctor only works for a while, and it begins to fall off again after the Spring Festival.
"This is the best time!"
The emperor can't refute it.
"Unless you are responsible."
Shen Xianyu shook her head and said, "I can't!"
Does the dog emperor have a sense of crisis?
She is now backed by Shangshu of the Ministry of Civil Affairs and the Duke of Zhenguo, both civil and martial arts, and also controls Jinyiwei and Liu Ying. If she rebels, the Dog Emperor will step down in minutes.
The emperor who heard her voice.
I really want to say something, Shen Er, you are rebellion!
At that time, the positions of the two will be adjusted. Shen Er is so busy every day that he lay in a chair to enjoy life every day.
But he dared not say it.
"I believe you!"
"That won't work either!"
Too tired!
It was agreed that she was only responsible for the plan.
The emperor wants to swear again. She is tired. They are really tired, okay?
"The court really can't draw anyone. Even if you can't pity me, you have to think about your own father and eldest brother!" After a pause, the emperor looked at her seriously, "Shen Er, I beg you. Isn't you good? Work hard again!"
Shen Xianyu knocked on the table with his fingers.
"Look at me. I'm old." Speaking of this, I was not afraid of shame. He looked over his head at Shen Xianyu. "Look here again. My hair is almost half less."
Shen Xianyu twitched at the corners of her mouth.
This is a poor costume.
Is she such a soft-hearted person?
Look at Shen Wu.
Shen Wu, who was smiling, nodded. After hard work and lost his hair, he really didn't pretend to be familiar with it.
Shen Xianyu thought for a moment and said with a smile, "But I have no benefit, so I will take things down. This is not the way I do things."
"What do you want?"
"I don't lack anything!"
Now it's the emperor's turn to worry.
Think about it carefully, Shen Er really doesn't lack anything.
"Then how do you agree?"
Shen Er looked at the emperor and the hair on his head with a bright smile. The latter felt chilly when she walked in her eyes. After waiting for a long time, he said, "If Your Majesty showed some sincerity, I can't think about it."
With that, he stretched out his right hand, and rubbed his index finger and thumb in front of the emperor.
The emperor widened his eyes and said, "You are so rich."
Why is your heart so dark?
This man is obviously so richer than him. Is it easy for him to save some money?
"Look at your stingy look!"
Shen Xian said sarcastically.
Really, they are all emperors, and they are not generous at all.
The emperor was silent.
Whatever.
Anyway, I don't want money. There's one!
"Don't want your life," Shen Xianyu said, "I want your hair!"
More cruel words came out of her mouth.
The emperor widened his eyes, "!!!"
After being shocked, he looked at Shen Er's long black and thick hair and swallowed his saliva, "Are you kidding? What do you want my hair to do?"
"Don't do anything!"
Shen Xianyu smiled maliciously, "Look, you want my help, and you can't deny that you are not a big busy, right?"
The emperor nodded.
Indeed.
He admits this, so what?
"Then, you don't want to pay, and I'm not interested in being an official, so the only way you can show your sincerity will give up what you cherish, such as your hair, although it's useless to me, it should be enough to express your sincerity." After saying this, Shen Xianyu hugged her waist and leaned against the chair. "I declare in advance that this is definitely not embarrassing you. You can refuse, but you don't want to pay anything. I will definitely not help you."
Shen Er!
What a poisonous!
The emperor's eyes widened.
There are a lot of money: "!!!"
Once again, I have determined that even if you offend the emperor, don't offend Shen Er.
Shen Wu's eyes smiled.
His young lady is still so interesting.
The emperor's expression is so beautiful that I really want to take pictures.
When he just thought about it, there was an extra camera in his hand. Shen Wu quickly opened it, raised his hand and moved his body, and took a picture of the emperor's face.
The emperor didn't notice it at all.
He struggled back and forth between money and his hair.
Can't you get some money?
Is it okay to have a little money?
It seems that he knows what he is thinking, "My value is millions!"
The emperor didn't want money in an instant.
Not to mention one million, he can't bear to part with 10,000.
The construction of the money beam of the treasury should be used.
His private treasury is to be passed on to the next emperor.
No matter which one is used, you need to think about it again and again.
But hair.
He is also reluctant.
"It can't be discussed anymore!" The emperor is three or four lower.
Shen Er was ruthless, "No!"
"You hurt others and are against yourself!"
"I'm happy!"
The emperor was still going to speak, but Shen Er was directly interrupted, "Don't think about it. I've always been the only one who fools others. No matter how nice you say, it's useless. Money and hair can only choose the same."
The dog emperor is really a good emperor.
I didn't want to just put it down.
If so, she will not bother to think about the plan in the future.
Hearing Shen Er's voice, he was slightly relieved. Then, he found that it was not so embarrassed. It was just sacrificed some hair. If it could make Daliang better, think about it, it was also worth losing his hair. He was cruel and gritted his teeth, "Hair is hair!"
"Thous!"
Shen Er gave her a thumbs up and smiled in his heart for a long time. The emperor was so funny.
Hmm.
The bald look is also very funny and cute.
Bald head!
The emperor's face turned pale. Do you need it so cruelly?
I won't leave him a little.
However, Shen Er's voice continued, and I didn't know if the bald emperor could wear a stable hat. Do you need to help him from time to time? Thinking of such a picture, Shen Er laughed so much that tears came out, and the emperor looked black.
"Emaya!"
Shen Xianyu shouted while wiping his tears.
Erya, who was practicing, ran over.
"Go ahead and bring your razor."
"Okay!"
As soon as I saw the young lady laughing like this, I knew there were interesting things. Erya answered that it was called cheerful.
The emperor: "..."
No one understands his inner sadness. He really sacrificed too much for the beam.
"Don't worry, Erya's craftsmanship is very good and will never hurt you."
The emperor doesn't want to talk.
When Erya appeared with a razor, she still wanted to save her, "Is that necessary?"
"Uh-huh!"
"Can't we keep our hair under the knife?"
"No, for the sake of my friendship, I have already made a big discount."
"Shen Er, I remember you!"
"Thank you very much! I will remember you, too. Thank you for your joy!"
...
After saying this, Shen Er really couldn't help laughing "hahahaha", and so did Shen Wu, who stood behind her, with a smile that his shoulders kept shaking.
Qian Duoduo couldn't help it.
As a qualified eunuch, he can't help the emperor, but he can't fall into the well at this time, pinch himself hard, and endure it clearly.
Erya stared wide, "Miss!"
After shouting, she pushed it in the direction of the emperor with a razor. Is that what she thought?
"Yes."
Shen Xian nodded, "Go ahead, Erya. Your highlight time is here again. Shave off the hair of the first person in the beam."
"I'm serious!"
The emperor thought that Erya would be a little afraid. After all, he is now working hard to show the appearance of a majestic emperor, but the other party looked excited.
"Go!"
Shen Xianyu's words brightened her eyes.
Erya rushed directly behind the emperor and quickly took off his jade crown.
When the cold razor appeared on the forehead, the emperor raised his hand and said, "Wait!"
Erya looked at Shen Xianyu.
The latter looked at the emperor, "What's the matter?"
"Give me a mirror. I can see it with my own eyes. Remember this moment!"
Cut!
I thought this would scare them back.
I look down on them too much.
Shen Xianyu said sincerely, "Why don't you forget it?" As the saying goes, although your hair has lost a lot of hair, I can't bear to see you shaved to a bald head.
"Really?"
The emperor opened his mouth in surprise.
"Uh-huh."
Shen Xian nodded hard, "The second step plan is just as if I didn't say it!"
The emperor: "..."
I knew it was not that simple.
Shen Er will never be the kind of person who knows how to stop at critical moments. She is a vicious woman with a heart like iron stone.
Soon, the emperor held the mirror.
A cruel, "Come on!"
Shen Er has already set up a camera!
From his forehead, the emperor's hair began to fall.
Then came the tears from the corners of his eyes.
Sad!
He is really too sad.
"Shen Er, if you don't do things well, I won't let you go of my hair!"
"Uh-huh!"
Shen Er nodded as he smiled, "I know."
Qian Duoduo's eyes widened. It's really shaved!
How can they be so cruel and how can they do it?
Erya's craftsmanship was really unspeakable. Soon, a clean and shiny head appeared in everyone's eyes, "Your Majesty, your head is so round!"
"Get out of here!"
After saying that, the emperor cried into a dog with a crown and hairpin in his hands!
Thinking that the hair he tried his best to save was still sacrificed by him after all, his heart hurts!
He was so sad to think that he would face the ridicule of the ministers of the imperial court tomorrow!
Thinking of a much lighter head and chilly skin, his heart is so cold!
At this moment, he wants to cry bitterly. Why does he carry so much?
Oh my God!
Why did you send Shen Er down to help him?
Can you change it to someone?
The more the emperor cried, the more sad he became.
Finally, he lay directly on the table and howled.
Everyone who does everything in the yard looks over.
Daya and others: "!!!"
Yun Shaojie: "!!!"
What happened?
Why is it so a short time that my head is gone?
Shen Xianyu was still laughing. She used to laugh. Now when she looked at the shiny head in front of her, she felt even more funny. After thinking about it, she felt that it was not very authentic. She stretched out and touched the head, "Your Majesty, don't be sad. You have to believe that your sacrifice is worth it. If the old one won't go, the new one won't come!"
"Get out of here!"
The emperor looked up and shouted at Shen Xianyu.
Shen Xianyu, who was not used to the emperor's bald head, smiled again.
"You still laugh, Shen Er. Do you have a conscience?"
"No!"
Shen Er answered directly.
"I misread you!"
"Thank you!"
"I'm so sad. Can't you let me go?"
"No!"
The emperor: "!!!"
I'm very angry.
"All right, all right!" Shen Xianyu put away her smiling face and said sincerely, "Why don't I give you a whole hair artifact for a while to ensure that your newly grown hair is black, bright and dense?"
"Really?"
The emperor wiped his tears and asked.
Shen Xianyu nodded again, "Really!"
"Why do you think you are?"
"Fun!"
The emperor was very angry and stood up and didn't want his hair. "Remember your words and get things done well. Otherwise, I, I, I will also make you a bald head. Do you believe it?"
"Even if I'm a bald head, I look better than you!"
"Humph!"
The emperor, who didn't want to talk nonsense to her, snorted coldly and turned around and left.
As soon as he left, Daya and others broke in and gave thumbs up to their young lady one by one.
Before going to bed, Shen Er looked at Yun Shaojie and said, "You're not curious!"
Yun Shaojie shook his head and said, "I'm not curious. Do you know that I was once tied up by the emperor to threaten you to establish a brocade guard?"
Shen Er's eyes lit up.
Sure enough, she deserves to be her male god, but he is powerful.
"I guess you know!"
"Smart!"
"Then what else do you want to know?"
"I don't want to know. I want to know how to do this question more than these?" Yun Shaojie took out a physics question, Shen Er came over and stroked his male god's waist while teaching him.
One listens attentively and the other flirts with heart, but it is also very harmonious.
The next day, the ministers in the court: "!!!!!."
What's wrong with the emperor?
Where's the hair?
Everyone opened their eyes wide and looked at him dislikely. If you look carefully, you can still see his red eyes. Who bullied their emperor?
A group of ministers were in flames.
"I've been working too hard and too busy these days. My hair has fallen off a lot. The imperial doctor said that the best treatment is to shave it and grow!"
Seriously?
In addition to Shen Muxuan, many other ministers have hair loss crisis. All they think of is what is what a quack said.
"Oy, don't pay attention to my hair. Have you finished your work? Tell me the business."
The emperor changed the topic strongly.
There is a problem.
All ministers know it clearly.
After the next morning, the imperial doctor of the imperial hospital was surrounded.
Under their persecution, they finally knew the truth.
The emperor wanted to forget Shen Er and start from scratch, so he abandoned his 3,000 troubles.
Er!
They didn't expect this answer.
But if you think about it carefully, it seems reasonable again, and then they all look at Shen Tingsong. Your daughter is awesome!
In fact, they still don't understand why the emperor likes Shen Er with all his heart?
Whose girl is not better than Shen Er!
Shen Muxuan, who knew the truth, went straight to Shen Er after going down to the court. "Is the emperor's hair really related to you?"
Shen Xianyu shook her head and said, "It has nothing to do with me, Erya shaved!"
Erya, who was handsome, "You shaved me!"
get
Needless to ask, it really matters.
"Why?"
"Fun!"
Shen Xianyu is the same.
"You can make it!"
Shen Xianyu approached Shen Muxuan and said, "Brother, don't it funny to think about the emperor's bald appearance?"
"It's not funny!"
Shen Muxuan said seriously.
How could he make fun of the emperor when he was so loyal? Even if he thought it was funny, he would not laugh.