𝘒𝘯𝘺, 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘤

𝙉𝙤 𝙃𝙚𝙚-𝙃𝙚𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙙!

Oatmeal

I'm not talking
to myself. just
waiting for
something to
happen.
ANTWAYS...

[Muzan has entered the chat 1:12 p.m.]

Oatmeal

Michael.

Muzan

It's muzan.
What is the
meaning of
this. Why am
I in this chat.

Oatmeal

Obv you
didn't read
the gc name. It
says no hee-hee men
allowed.

Muzan

I don't know
what that
ducking means.

Oatmeal

Haha, ducking
lmfao.

Muzan

You invited
me to this
chat, and now
your saying
I'm not allowed
to be in it?
what the hell.

Oatmeal

Put a hammer
in it, it
was a joke.

Muzan

Don't you
mean, 'Put
a sock in
it.'

Oatmeal

Does it
look like I
need your
correcting? No.
No I don't.
So cuz
off.

Muzan

You mean,
"So buzz
off."?!

Oatmeal

Did you not
read my text??
I don't need your
correcting.

Muzan

Than say the
phrase right
then I won't
have to correct
it!

Oatmeal

Blah, blah.

Muzan

i FUCKING
hate you.

Oatmeal

Good for
you! You
didn't say,
'Ducking.'

Muzan

This is why
I don't want
to wake
up in the
morning.

Oatmeal

Muzan

Wtaf. I knew
those two would
end up getting
in my way.

Oatmeal

and I would've
gotten away
with it if it
wasn't for you
meddling kids and
your stupid dog!
That's what
you sound like.

Muzan

shut the
hell up.

Oatmeal

I ALMOST
HAD IT! THE
SECRET
KRABBY PATTY
FORMULA!
You? You
give off plankton
vibes ngl.

Muzan

I want to
kill myself
when I talk
to you.

Oatmeal

Back on
the topic
of Tanjiro
and Nezuko.
I love them <3
I proposed to
tanjiro , and he
said YES.

Muzan

Message Deleted*

Oatmeal

Okay, gtg
love you my
first husband.

Muzan

I never agreed
to that.

Oatmeal

Oh you did,
but you
were asleep.

Muzan

HUH?!

[Oatmeal has left the chat 1:19 p.m.]

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Muzan

You don't
know him
like I do.
I can't let
him have you.

p.s. daddy wuvs you 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👹👹😩😩😩🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇