"Hey dude, wanna play dick chicken?"
"...Huh?"
"You know, dick chicken. The game where we both pull our dicks out and whoever chickens out and puts his dick away first loses."
"That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard of."
"No it's not! Me and Darnell used to play it all the time."
"No you didn't, Darnell only did it once because he was drunk as hell."
"Damnit! You were there?"
"You're the one that invited me to that party, Pico de gayo!"
"Oh yeah..."
"..."
"...So is that a no?"
"Are you drunk, Pico?"
"Mmmmaybe."
"Goddamnit, dude."
"Cmooooon, BF, it's just dick chicken."
"Only gay dudes play that shit."
"Nah dude, you don't gotta be gay to play that shit. Besides, we've been dating for 6 months."
"Oh yeah..."
"...soooo, what's your answer?"
".... God fucking damnit, Pico. Sure, whatever."
BF unzipped his pants and pulled his shmeat out. Pico did the same, and touched the tip of his dick to the tip of BF's.
"Hah, gay."
"You're gay," BF replied, rolling his eyes.
"You know I only put up with your antics because you're my boyfriend, right Pico?"
"I knowww."