The Champion of BG
The one thing
The Ladies could agree
Is that 3Gun was the
Best at protecting BG
Never did he tire
Or claim glory for himself
Even though his fighting skills were
Without a doubt, top-shelf.
He didn't look down upon them
As a weaker gender.
Towards 3Gun many a woman's
Heart was tender.
He even decided not to stand
In their way
When they chose to fight for
The Mayor that day.
And that is why they got together
To make him a special gift.
Something to commemorate him
Is what they had wished.
The Mayor was eager to agree
Once he got the chance to see
What they had planned for him
Left him wearing a grin.
He gathered the people
In the center of town
Calling them forward
to gather 'round.
The women pulled 3Gun front and center
The Mayor had a platform ready
So everyone could see him better
Mayor Order gave a speech extolling
The women's praise
3Gun knew something was up
By Lorne's mischievous gaze.
Then Mrs. Order had handed him their gift
His look was priceless as
From the box, he did lift
Lotta and Harriet placed it over his head
3Gun looked as if he wished
he were shot dead.
But he really did look lovely
As the champion of BG.