[A/N: sorry I kinda forgot genocider syo/genocide jack/Jill, she's just gonna be called genocider cuz I usually call her that, also don't mind how this chapter is weird and confusing.]
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8:29 AM
Shuichi: I have to address something
Kokichi: what is it shumai~?
Shuichi: doesn't like everyone here listen to msi?
Nagito: probably
Miu: yep but not as loud as you 🙄
Shuichi: ok whatever- whats your favourite songs by them?
Izuru: 'This Hurts".
Nagito: shut me up :)
Miu: witness
Angie: also witness!
Sonia: never wanted to dance!
Mikan: prescription
Kyoko: never wanted to dance
Maki: bitches
Kokichi: Molly :P
Kazuichi: what do they know
Genocider: f@gg0t 🤪
Kaede: Clarissa :)
Byakuya: get it up
Shuichi: cool cool
Shuichi: wait you listen to msi byakuya- and Kyoko??
Byakuya: yeah, its pretty good. Not as good as Frédéric Chopin though.
Kyoko: yep. I like their music.
Tenko: meh, I like girls on film
Shuichi: nice, didn't think you'd be into it either.
Tenko: I don't like them, degenerates, just their music!
Shuichi: makes sense
Nagito: I have a whole playlist full of them- and on my Spotify wrapped they are my top artist
Shuichi: ayo same
Izuru: me also
Hajime: oh- well I guess I like lights out
Nagito: cool! :D
Rantaro: hm I like a lot of their songs :)
Korekiyo: Me as well.
Rantaro: but honestly i like mcr more
Shuichi: ye ye cooool
Kokichi: ニシシ❗(nishishi)
9:20
Chiaki: @everyone
Nagito: ?
Chiaki: okok soo since we were talking about emo music while I wasn't here-
Chiaki: does everyone here listen to ghost and pals?
Nagito: I do!
Kokichi: me tooo!
Izuru: yeah
Tsumugi: yep!
Chiaki: ok bet whats your favorite song by them?
Kokichi: happy days~
Nagito: hmm the distortionist!
Korekiyo: my favorite would be honey im home.
Shuichi: honey I'm home :)
Tsumugi: I like the chattering lack of common sense!
Izuru: the distortionist or amygdalas rag doll
Chiaki: cool! Mine is housewife radio
Sonia: candle queen!
Aoi: I like those who carried on!
Chiaki: nice!
Rantaro: hey uh hiro?
Yasuhiro: yeah bro?
Rantaro: I think j accidentally stole some of your crack-
Yasuhiro: oh thats alright!
Rantaro: ok great cuz I sold it for $1K
Yasuhiro: what
Yasuhiro: ayo you gotta gimme like $400
Rantaro: aight meet me at the crib
Yasuhiro: k omw
Yasuhiro and Rantaro are offline.
Shuichi: when did they start selling vrack-
Shuichi: crcaj*
Shuichi: crakc*
Shuichi: veakc*
Shuichi: crakc*
Shuichi: OMG
Shuichi: rcack*
Shuichi: WTF
Shuichi: crcak*
Shuichi: BROOO
Shuichi: im gonna fucking kms /j
Shuichi: rcavk*
Shuichi: ok fuck it ima turn on auto corrsct
Shuichi: autocorrect *
Shuichi: crack*
Shuichi: YES I DID IT
Kokichi: I feel like ur on crack shumai-
Shuichi: im not 😭
Kokichi: you sure?
Shuichi: YES IM SURE
Chiaki: boy i boy i boy i know
Nagito: I know you got the feels~
Chiaki: boy I boy I boy I know
Sonia: uh, I'm so curious~ bout you boy wanna keep it cool
Izuru: but I know every time you move~ got me frozen
Nagito: I get! So shy its obvious~
Kaede: catching feels like butterflies~
Chiaki: if I say whats on my mind!~
Kyoko: would I hit bulls-eye? Shoot, I'm ready aim and fire~
Kokichi: Baby I!~ feel like cupids alive~ aliiive tonight~ yeah tonight~!
Izuru: if your heart beats the same way let me know
Shuichi: cuz im boom boom boom from head to toe
Sonia: I know love it is such a funny thing~ a mystery allure gotta get to know you more
Nagito: cuz I I can feel a real connection~ a supernatural attraction ah
Chiaki: I got the feels for you yeah yeah yeah yeahh~
Izuru: ~YOU HAVE STOLEN MY HEART OH YEAH~
Kaede: ~NEVER LET IT GO-O-O NO NEVER LET GO~
Kokichi: ~LIGHTNING STRAIGHT TO MY HEART OH YEAH~
Shuichi: ~I GOT ALL THE FEELS FOR SURE~
Sonia: ~YEAH I GOT ALL THE FEELS FOR YA~
Kyoko: boy I boy I boy I know
Chiaki: I know I got the feels
Izuru: boy I boy I boy I know
Nagito: I know you feel it too
Kaede: sway in the moonlight dance it the dark I I know that u caught your eye
Kokichi: are we on, the same vibe
Sonia: I wonder whats on your mind
Shuichi: got me good and I wanna be ya boo
Kyoko: if its dumb well I wanna be a fool
Izuru: underneath the neon lights bebe
Izuru: electricity tonight bebe
Chiaki: ~I know love it is such a funny thing~
Nagito: ~a mystery allure gotta get to know you more~
Kaede: ~cuz I I can feel a real connection a supernatural attraction ah~
Kokichi: ~I got the feels for you yeah yeah yeah yeahh~
Shuichi: ~YOU HAVE STOLEN MY HEART OH YEAH~
Izuru: ~NEVER LET IT GO-O-O NO NEVER LET IT GO~
Kyoko: ~LIGHTING STRAIGHT TO MY HEART OH YEAH~
Kaede: ~I GOT ALL THE FEELS FOR SURE~
Sonia: ~YEAH I GOT ALL THE FEELS FOR YA~
Kokichi: boy I boy I boy I know
Chiaki: I know I got the feels
Izuru: boy I boy I boy I know
Nagito: I know you feel it too
Shuichi: boy I boy I boy I know
Kyoko: I know I got the feels
Kaede: boy I boy I boy I know
Sonia: I know you feel it too
Chiaki: you got my attention, so whats your intention~
Nagito: yeah tell me baby whats the deal~
Shuichi: oh one look and I know it baby my eyes reveal~
Izuru: that you you you give me the feels~
Kaede: ~OH YOU HAVE STOLEN MY HEART OH YEAH~
Kyoko: ~NEVER LET IT GO-O-O NO NEVER LET IT GO~
Kokichi: ~LIGHTNING STRAIGHT TO MY HEART OH YEAH~
Chiaki: ~I GOT ALL THE FEELS FOR SURE~
Sonia: ~YEAH I GOT ALL THE FEELS FOR YA~
Kyoko: boy I boy I boy I know
Chiaki: I know I got the feels
Izuru: boy I boy I boy I know
Nagito: I know you feel it too
Kokichi: boy I boy I boy I know
Chiaki: I know I got the feels
Ibuki: boy I boy I boy I know
Sonia: I know you feel it too
[A/N]
[Yeah don't mind ibukis sudden appearance at the end
Sorry for this crack chapter I had no ideas but i wanted to get to 1000 words lmao
Help from: trapped-in-teh-6aym
Thx ♡! /p
Random facts:
You can buy a flying bicycle.
Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
ONE EYE OPEN WHEN IM SLEEPING
ONE EYYYYYYEEEEEEE
lol bye have a good day!!]