Jades POV-
I was starting to laugh as I skimmed through the memes but... that laughter was cut short by Percy whining about his somehow infinite blue cookies not returning.
I rolled my eyes
Me- Percy. Percy!! PERCY!! *sighs* PERRY JOHNSON!!
Percy looked at me blankly
Percy- What?!?
Me- STOP WHINING! Look back in the bin.
Percy did as he was told... for once
and he squealed... louder than Aphrodite.
I shoved a cookie in his mouth to shut him up.
He glared at me for half a second then he started enjoying the cookies.
The Half-Bloods were laughing but Percy was glaring at Apollo.
Apollo- YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME STAY!!
Percy- YOU WOULD'VE ATE ALL MY COOKIES!!
Apollo- I HAD NO WHERE TO GOOOOOO!!!
Percy- YOU COULD OF WENT TO CAMP AND OH I DON'T KNOW... STAY IN YOUR CABIN WITH WILL!!
Apollo- BUT YOU HAVE AUNT SALLY!!! SHE'S AMAZING!!
Frank- *whispers* Amazhang..
Percy- I KNOW SHE'S AMAZING! SHE'S MY MOM!
Sally- PERCY! STOP SCREAMING AT APOLLO! HE LOOKS VERY SAD.
Percy froze as well as every other person who knows Aunt Sally.
Percy- MOM?!? WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!!
Sally- BECAUSE I HAVEN'T YELLED IN OVER 18 YEARS!
Percy- Ok...
Apollo stuck his tongue out at Percy
Percy- You little—
Sally- PERCY
Apollo was then wrapped into a hug by Aunt Sally.
I just resumed with the memes
Annabeth rolled her eyes.
Annabeth- Seaweed Brain...
Thalia- Haha! You were stuck with Apollo probably for 1-2 years!! That's why you shut the door in his face!!
Percy- FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS ME!!
Grover- Seriously. 😑
Percy- Sorry G-Man... She's my Cousin!!
Grover just rolled his eyes
Artemis facepalmed loudly.
Apollo looked confused as to why Artemis screamed "BROTHER NO"
Artemis- You idiot! Your cookies would turn burnt instantly!! JUST-FOLLOW-THE-INSTRUCTIONS!!
She said the last words while smacking Apollos head.
Apollo- OW! OW! OW! OWW! I PERFER IT WHEN YOU SHOOT YOUR ARROWS!
Artemis smirked
Apollo- Oh no.. I WAS KIDDING!! ARTEMISSSSSSS!!
Artemis fired 4 arrows at Apollo.
Chiron- Okay. THAT did not happen. I'm WAYYY older than them.
The Gods and Half-Bloods were laughing
Apollo glared at a smirking Artemis.
Zeus just sighed.
Apollo then pounced on a Screaming Artemis.
Artemis- APOLLO! GET OFF OF MEEEE!!!!!!
Apollo- NO! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE SHOVED IN A RUNNING WASHING MACHINE!!
Artemis- YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!!
Apollo- OH I DARE!!
I used my powers to drag Apollo off of Artemis and I seated him with Maleficent, Mal, Hayden and me.
Apollo- JADEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I ignored him.
Percy&Me- Amen to that.
Apollo rolled his eyes.
Artemis was snickering
Artemis glared at Apollo and tried to shoot a flaming arrow at him but i froze it in mid air.
Me- NO SHOOTING PEOPLE!
Artemis Scowled.
Thalia- Lady Artemis... You tried heels?!
Artemis- once.
Thalia gawked.
Me- Did you two ever realize that your half sisters??
They looked at each other blankly but I could read their minds and they were laughing with glee.
That should keep them quiet for a bit. I thought.
To my horror I wasn't right and Artemis started cracking up.
Apollo used some sun magic and burned Artemis
Artemis- APOLLO!!
Apollo looked at Will Sadly.
Will- Chill out Dad. I was joking 🙄
Hades&Apollo- EW! SERIOUSLY?!
The "ew" came from Apollo.
On Nico's Pale face their was a DEEP red Blush.
Next thing I know there was another *BANG*
And the little Red headed girl Charlie appeared again.
The future kids groaned.
Charlie- 🙄 guys it's dinner time. 2 weeks LATER! YOU HAVE GOT US ALL GROUNDED!! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!
Malia- Charlie! Has it really been 2 weeks?!
Charlie- Wait no! It's actually been 3!!!
Malia- HOLY HADES!!
ALL the kids exchanged looks that said, "WE'RE DEAD!!!"
Nico Jr.- Charlie, tell Aunt Jade that we will come back in 2 or 3 hours.
Charlie- you do know that 2-3 hours is 3-4 DAYS UP THERE RIGHT?!
Nico Jr.& Bianca Jr- WHAT?! WE'RE DEAD!!
Sally Jr.- Yes. Yes you are.
Nico Jr.- NOT WHAT WE MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT!
Malcolm- Charlie, just tell the Adults we'll be back in 2-3 hours. Well, 3-4 days I guess.
Charlie- Fine.
Malcolm- thanks Charlie.
Charlie- Whatever.
She then disappeared the way she came.
I just shook my head and hit resume again.
(Demeter's was supposed to say, "HERMES, YOU BETTER GET OFF MY THRONE BEFORE I VAPORIZE YOU!")
Artemis- Really Apollo?! REALLY?!
Apollo- I WAS LEFT OUT!
Demeter- HERMES! STAY OFF MY THRONE AND EAT MORE CEREAL!!
Hermes- CRAZY CEREAL LADY!!
Me- GUYS! SHUT UP!
Me- I JUST WANT TO GET THIS OVER WITH AND GO HOME!
Apollo- SERIOUSLY?! STOP TELLING PEOPLE I DIED!!
Artemis- No. your dead to me.
Apollo- Ouch.
Everyone was laughing. Even a chuckle or two escaped Kronos and Thanos.
Hades- Ughhh.
Poseidon- IT'S A SERIOUS QUESTION HADES!!
Zeus muttered to himself
Zeus- see what I deal with.
I heard him but I ignored him.
Me- DADS SHUT UP!! This next one contains Khione.
Khione perked up at that
Khione looked disappointed.
The Half-Bloods were laughing at Jason. Mostly Thalia.
Percy- Awww 🥰
Nico- Shut up Perce.
Percy- No. YOU shut up Death Breath.
Nico- I literally don't talk much!
Percy- ...
Nico and Will are a BLUSHING MESS!!
Nico glared at Percy. Will glared at Jason.
Percy&Jason- 🥰 their glaring at us with red faces!! Our children have grown!!
Percabeth- LEO!!!!!
Leo- Yes?
He looked up from building something.
Percy- LOOK AT THE SCREEN.
Leo- Ok— HAHAHAHAHA!!
Hazel,Annabeth,Rachel,Nico and Grover- AMEN!
Percy&Jason- Rude.
Hephaestus- So true.
Hera- GET OVER IT!!
Hades,Poseidon and Me- I am over it. I'M OVER YOU BEING OVER IT!
Everyone looked at us confused as we ignored them
Jason- Really.
Percy- OH SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA!!!
Jason- I TOLD YOU THE ORDER YOU DIDNT HAVE TO READ IT!
Percy- I'M SORRY!!
Jason- UGHHHH
Percy and Jason got into a little fight
Thalia- FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Annabeth- THALIA!! SHUT UP!!
Thalia- rOoD.
Me- Okay guys! Their are more!
(A/N)- Hey guys! Today your getting 2 updates because I reached the 20 pictures limit. I know I've been updating more frequently I have decided that I'm going to try to update as frequently as I can instead of being lazy and just reading or playing my game. I also love all the support I get and All of you readers! It's hard to believe I started writing this not even a full year ago. Once again I thank you for your support!
Love,
Jade/The Author
Words- 1,120
(Wow I haven't wrote this long in a while... Dang)