If there were anyone who could bicker more than Lance and Keith, it would be you and Lance. Best friends since birth, rivals since Elementary school. The team got tired of it pretty quick, but their idle threats did not stop your arguing, playful threats, and teasing. You didn't know exactly when it started, but you had been trying to one-up eachother for ever.
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"You know, I just get so happy thinking about a world you don't exist in-"
"Lance, I will ask you to kindly shut up before I let my lion shut you up."