Bloodgulch - Blue Base
The remnants of the blue and reds were dealing with a knocked out Grif and Sarge while Donut and Simmons were nowhere to be found.
Shadow: "Man, Sarge is' heavy."
Church: "Hey, blue guy, where'd you go, we need some help other here!"
Simmons: "Listen Donut, Church thinks I'm a blue guy, so whatever you do, just pretend like you don't know me. Just like Shadow does."
Donut: "I don't know you."
Simmons: "Yeah, just like that, good job."
Donut: "No, I'm serious, I have no idea who you are."
Sarge's body falls down from the ceiling in the background.
Simmons: Okay, stop practicing, here he comes.
Donut: So does that mean you're not gonna tell me who you are?
Simmons: Okay, that's a little too far, no-one's gonna buy that.
Church: Euh, you know we could have used some help new guy, thanks.
Simmons: "I was just securing this prisoner. Which is interesting, considering that I have never met him before." He said in a weird voice.
Church: "Why is that interesting?"
Simmons: "I don't know." He said in the same weird voice.
Shadow: "...Is something wrong with your voice?"
Simmons: "Oh I was just disguising it, so the prisoner wouldn't think he knew me." He said dropping the voice.
Donut/Shadow: "What?"
Simmons: "But he doesn't. Do you prisoner?"
Donut: "Um... no?" He did it again.
Simmons: "Right. Good job Donut." He whispered the last part.
Donut: "Wait, is this some really weird form of torture?"
Church: Well, okay, help me load these guys in the jeep before they wake up.
Simmons: Okay. Donut, grab the ankles.
Donut: "Okie dokie. How's this?
Shadow: "Not your own, Sarge's ankles, Donut." She facepalmed.
Unknown Snow location
Crunchbite was leading Tucker, Ash, Caboose and Tex through a tunnel of some sort.
Andy: "Step it up guys, we're almost there."
Tucker: "I'm tellin' you, the alien has really been creepin' me out lately. Every time I wake up he's hovering over me. It's really weird." He visibly shuddered.
Tex: "I'm sure he's just safeguarding his sword. I mean, my sword." She corrected.
Caboose: "Maybe he just wants to steal your breath."
Tucker: "Maybe he's trying to figure out what I taste like."
Andy: "Hurry up ya idiots."
Tucker: "Man, did it get a lot colder all of a sudden?"
Andy: "Of course it did. They don't call it the Great Freezin' Plains for nothin'."
Tucker: "Whoa."
Caboose: "I'm just glad I brought my mittens."
Tex: "The snow is the least of our problems."
Andy: Why?"
Zeta appears.
Zeta: "I assume we have to get in to that big temple looking fortress right?"
Andy: "Yeah..."
Ash: "Well, it's got about two dozen guards on its walls." He said looking through the scope of his sniper rifle.
Caboose: Oh no.
Tex: "Yep. Doesn't look good."
Ash: "Yeah."
Caboose: "No no no, I mean I lost one of my mittens. Um... we have to go back."
Tucker: "Caboose we've been walking for days. We're not goin' back for anything."
Tex: "Suggestions Andy?"
Andy: I say we let Tucker storm in and take 'em out in a mad rush, and while he's got 'em distracted, we finish the quest.
Tucker: On second thought, personal warmth is very important. Let's go get that mitten! It'll be like a mini-quest.
Zeta: "I think surprise is the key."
Andy: "What ya thinkin'?"
Tex: "Let me and Ash take them out, one by one. They will never know what hit them."
Andy: "You two think you can kill 'em all without alerting the rest?"
Ash: "Just watch us."
Tex and Ash turn invisible using their cloaking ability and Zeta disappears
Andy: "How can I watch you guys, you just turned invisible."
Tucker: "And yet, I was still able to check out her ass. That's why I'm a pro."
Ash, still cloaked, bonked Tucker.
Tucker: "Ow!"
Blood Gulch
Church, Shadow, and Simmons are dropping off the Reds in front of their base.
Church: "Okay, Donut, wait until we're gone, and then you can wake 'em up."
Donut: "Well what do I tell them?"
Church: "I don't care, tell 'em you busted in and rescued them. Get yourself a medal. You deserve it."
Donut: "I always did wanna be a hero... and a liar."
Church: "Well then, it's your lucky day."
Donut: "Don't you want anything?"
Church: "Like what?"
Donut: "Well, every time someone surrenders they take somethin'. Like when we took the medic, and you guys took Grif's dignity."
Simmons: "Hyeah, like that ever existed." Church turns his head to him in confusion.
Simmons: "Uhhh, I mean, which one is Grif? Is he the yellow one?"
Donut: "And this time you guys don't want anything?"
Church: "Well, technically you're not surrendering. This is what we call in the Military, a "total asskicking." Oh, and also, we're taking your car."
Donut: "What? You're leaving us out here, without any transportation? We'll die!"
Church: "Die of what?"
Donut: "Exposure! We're stranded! This is murder."
Shadow: "Our base is right there, all of us can see it."
Donut: "You may as well just feed us to the buzzards right now!"
Church: "You guys could have walked back to the base in the time we've been discussing this."
Donut: "Go. Just sign our death warrants."
Sarge: "Rrouw. Gourough. What's goin' on?"
Church: "Hey, take care o' that guy." He gestured for Simmons and the 'blue' walked over to Sarge.
Simmons: "Sorry about this Sarge, but look at it this way, you were right; this does hurt you more than me." He whispered.
Sarge: "Is that you, Simmo-" Simmons smacked in the head. "goh, knocked out again."