Transformers ask or dare

By WhiteWolfNinja

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I'm board as hell so i thought why not do an ask or dare while i come up with an idea to write the next chapt... More

Ask or Dare
Dare #1
Dare #2
Dare #3
Dare #4
Dare #5
Ask #1
Ask #2 & Dare #6
Dare #7
Dare #8
Dare #9
Dare #10
Author note
Ask #3
Ask #4
Dare #11
Dare #12
Dare #13
Ask #5
Dare #14
Dare #15
Ask #6 & Dare #16
Dare #17
Dare #18
Dare #19
Ask #7 & Dare #20
Dare #21
Dare #22
Dare #23 & Dare #24
Ask #8
Dare #25
Dare #26
Dare #27
Ask #9
Ask #10 & Ask #11 & Dare #28
Dare #29
Dare #30
Dare #31
Ask #12 & Ask #13
Dare #32
Dare #33
Dare #34
Ask #14
Dare #35
Dare #36
Dare #37
Dare #38
Dare #39
Ask #15 & Dare #40
Dare #41
Dare #42
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Dare #45
Ask #16
Dare #46
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Dare #48
Dare #49
Dare #50
Ask #17
Dare #51
Ask #18 & Ask #19
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Dare #56
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Dare #58
Dare #59
Dare #60
Ask #20
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Ask #21
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Ask #22
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Dare #68
Ask #23
Dare #69
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Ask #24 & Dare #71
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Ask #27
Dare #72
Ask #28 & Dare #73
Ask #29
Ask #30
Ask #31 & Ask #32
Ask #33 & Dare #74
Dare #75
Dare #76
Dare #77
Ask #34
Dare #78
Ask #35
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Dare #80
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Dare #83
Ask #37 & Ask #38
Ask #39 & Dare #84
Dare #85
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Ask #40
Dare #88
Ask #41
Dare #89
Dare #90
Ask #42
Ask #43
Dare #91
Ask #45 & Dare #92
Dare #93 & Dare #94
Dare #95
Dare #96 & Dare #97
Ask #46
Dare #98
Dare #99
Dare #100
Ask #47 & Dare #101
Dare #102 & Dare #103
Ask #48 & Dare #104
Ask #49
Dare #105 & Dare #106
Ask #50
Dare #107
Dare #108
Dare #109 & Dare #110
Ask #51
Dare #111
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Dare #114
Ask #52
Dare #115
Dare #116
Dare #117
Ask #53
Ask #54
Ask #55 & Ask #56 & Ask #57 & Dare #118
Dare #119 & Dare #120 & Dare #121 & Dare #122
Dare #123 & Ask #58 & Dare #124
Dare #125
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Dare #129
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Dare #131
Ask #59
Dare #132
Ask #60
Dare #133
Ask #61
Dare #134
Dare #135
Dare #136 & Ask #62
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Ask #64
Ask #65
Ask #66
Dare #137
Dare #138
Dare #139
Dare #140
Ask #67
Ask #68
Ask #70
Dare #141
Dare #142
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Dare #144
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Dare #146
Dare #147
Dare #148
Dare #149
Dare #150
Dare #151 & Dare #152
Dare #153
Dare #154 & Dare #155
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Dare #160
Dare #161 & Dare #162
Ask #71
Dare #163

Ask #69

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By WhiteWolfNinja

@Sakuraprime42 Okaasan, I told him. He was so happy. Anyway, Primus and I have been watching people play "Cards Against Humanity". We want to play it, so we are inviting everyone to play with us.

Supercruncher: "Flipping off anybot that looks at him why you may ask well his sparked and in a mood he would be hanging with Ratchet but his still trying to fine Optimus hahahaha he will never be found~ checking wattpad seeing an ask reading it then teleports everybot plus Sakura and Primus but minus Optimus since his still in the ground to the bot cave*

Supercruncher: Alright everybot Sakura has invited us all to join her and Primus in playing 'Cards Against Humanity' which is why they are also here with us!

Everybot: *staring wide optic at Primus*

Primus: *looking at them a little uncomfortable* What?

Supercruncher: *hums* Oh they are just surprised to actually see you in person Primus!

Primus: Understood! *looks around* Now where's Optimus!?

Supercruncher: Uhh~ well let's just say his a little buried~

Primus: *confused* Huh?

Supercruncher: *clears voice box* Nothing! don't worry about it let's just get started with the game!

Time Skip

*Everybot sat in a huge circle all of them had 10 cards and Primus was starting the game by reading the first black card*

Primus: *reads card* The new Avengers movie was great until they added____.

Everybot: *puts down a card*

Primus: *grabs the cards and starts reading* The new Avengers movie was great until they added 'Stabbing spree'

Everybot: *looks at Supercruncher who's trying to hide his smirk*

Primus: The new Avengers movie was great until they added 'The shy kid in the corner'

Primus: The new Avengers movie was great until they added 'Faking satisfaction for appearances sake'

Primus: The new Avengers movie was great until they added 'An all day crack binge'

Primus: The new Avengers movie was great until they added 'Vikings'

Primus: The new Avengers movie was great until they added 'The Kool-Aid Man'

Primus: The new Avengers movie was great until they added 'Daddy issues'

Primus: The new Avengers movie was great until they added 'The inevitable heat death of the universe'

Primus: The new Avengers movie was great until they added 'Tentacle porn-'

Everybot: *slowly looks at a very very silent Soundwave*

Primus: The new Avengers movie was great until they added 'Chunks of dead prostitute'

Primus: The new Avengers movie was great until they added 'Being on fire'

Primus: The new Avengers movie was great until they added 'Vigilante justice'

Primus: The new Avengers movie was great until they added 'Extremely tight pants'

Primus: The new Avengers movie was great until they added 'Exit signs'

Primus: The new Avengers movie was great until they added 'Dobby's sock'

Primus: The new Avengers movie was great until they added 'Horny white justice'

Primus: The new Avengers movie was great until they added 'A 6 year old babysitter'

Primus: The new Avengers movie was great until they added 'A man in a sippy cup'

Megatron: What's it gonna be Primus!

Primus: *hums* I like The new Avengers movie was great until they added 'Faking satisfaction for appearances sake'

Smokescreen: *pumps servo* YES!!!

Supercruncher: *grunts and whispers* Goody-two-pedes

Primus: *looks at him*  What was that!

Supercruncher: NOTHING!!! Smokescreen it's your turn hurry up!

Smokescreen: Fine! *picks up black card and reads it* There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of ____.

Everybot: *puts down a card*

Smokescreen: *grabs the cards and starts reading* There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep trying 'til you run out of 'Father's forbidden chocolates'

Smokescreen: There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep trying 'til you run out of 'The tiger that killed my father'

Smokescreen: There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep trying 'til you run out of 'Coffee'

Smokescreen: There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep trying 'til you run out of 'Boys'

Smokescreen: There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep trying 'til you run out of 'The dentist'

Smokescreen: There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep trying 'til you run out of 'Old Jim's Steamy Butt Sauce'

Smokescreen: There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep trying 'til you run out of 'A Feast of Crows'

Smokescreen: There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep trying 'til you run out of 'Bomb-grade uranium'

Smokescreen: There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep trying 'til you run out of 'Shit'

Smokescreen: There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep trying 'til you run out of 'Weapons-grade plutonium'

Smokescreen: There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep trying 'til you run out of 'Being Rich'

Smokescreen: There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep trying 'til you run out of 'Multiple stab wounds'

Ratchet: *staring at his mate strange*

Supercruncher: *upside down recharging*

Smokescreen: There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep trying 'til you run out of 'Space muffins'

Smokescreen: There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep trying 'til you run out of 'A mating display'

Smokescreen: There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep trying 'til you run out of 'The heart of a child'

Smokescreen: There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep trying 'til you run out of 'The hiccups'

Smokescreen: There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep trying 'til you run out of 'Flightless birds'

Smokescreen: There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep trying 'til you run out of 'Free samples'

Sakura: So~ what's it gonna be!

Smokescreen: I'll go with~ There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep trying 'til you run out of 'Father's forbidden chocolates'

Knockout: *smirks* That's mine!

Supercruncher: *upside down in recharge* It's your turn Knockout~

Knockout: *looks at Supercruncher* Did he just talk in his recharge?

Ratchet: *hums* He does it alot normally when somebot pisses him off though! But I must agree get on with it Knockout!

Knockout: *huffs picks up black card and reads it* Step 1: ____. Step 2: ____. Step 3: Profit.

Everybot: *puts down a card*

Knockout: *grabs cards and starts reading* Step 1: 'Waterboarding' Step 2: 'Gift-wrapping a live hamster' Step3: Profit.

Knockout: Step 1: 'Making a pouty face' Step 2: 'Edible underpants' Step 3: Profit.

Knockout: Step 1: 'Children on leashes' Step 2: 'Interspecies marriage' Step 3: Profit.

Knockout: Step 1: 'A gypsy curse' Step 2: 'Horse meat' Step 3: Profit.

Knockout: Step 1: 'The trail of tears' Step 2: 'Spring break!' Step 3: Profit.

Knockout: Step 1: 'Nipple blades' Step 2: 'Finding a skeleton' Step 3: Profit.

Knockout: Step 1: 'One thousand Slim Jims' Step 2: 'Free samples' Step 3: Profit.

Knockout: Step 1: 'A boo-boo' Step 2: 'A sea of troubles' Step 3: Profit.

Knockout: Step 1: 'Flesh-eating bacteria' Step 2: 'Pumping out a baby every nine months' Step 3: Profit.

Knockout: Step 1: 'My first kill' Step 2: 'Demonic possession' Step 3: Profit.

Knockout: Step 1: 'A balanced breakfast' Step 2: 'An army of skeletons' Step 3: Profit.

Knockout: Step 1: 'A bag of magic beans' Step 2: 'My worthless son' Step 3: Profit.

Knockout: Step 1: 'Catapults' Step 2: 'The passage of time' Step 3: Profit.

Knockout: Step 1: 'Not having sex' Step 2: 'Bling' Step 3: Profit.

Knockout: Step 1: 'Flash flooding' Step 2: 'A manhole' Step 3: Profit.

Knockout: Step 1: 'Geese' Step 2: 'Too much hair gel' Step 3: Profit.

Knockout: Step 1: 'Free ice cream yo' Step 2: 'All my friends dying' Step 3: Profit.

Knockout: Step 1: 'Stranger danger' Step 2: 'Cuddling' Step 3: Profit.

Breakdown: What's your choice Knocks!

Knockout: This one Step 1: 'A boo-boo' Step 2: 'A sea of troubles' Step 3: Profit.

Starscream: Yea!

Supercruncher: *falls faceplate first onto the ground* Alright that's all!

Starscream: Aww!

Supercruncher: Well there you have it guys ask done we only did three rounds so nobot won I fell into recharge and somehow ended up upside done don't know how that happened still nobot has seen or heard from Optimus Ratchet's still stuck in Dino-mode for 4 more chapters so~ keep them coming guys!

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