Chapter 14
Dirt Women
VIVIAN WISHED THE DRAGON HADN'T LANDED on the toilets.
Of all the places to crash, a line of Porta-Potties would not have been her first choice. A dozen of the blue plastic boxes had been set up in the factory yard, and Festus had flattened them all. Fortunately, they hadn't been used in a long time, and the fireball from the crash incinerated most of the contents; but still, there were some pretty gross chemicals leaking out of the wreckage. They had to pick their way through and try not to breathe through their nose. Heavy snow was coming down, but the dragon's hide was still steaming hot. Of course, that didn't bother Leo or Vivian.
After a few minutes climbing over Festus's inanimate body, Leo started to get irritated. The dragon looked perfectly fine. Yes, it had fallen out of the sky and landed with a big kaboom, but its body wasn't even dented. The fireball had apparently come from built up gasses inside the toilet units, not from the dragon itself. Festus's wings were intact. Nothing seemed broken. There was no reason it should have stopped.
"Not my fault," he muttered. "Festus, you're making me look bad Especially in front of V."
"At least Festus is okay," Vivian said, hearing Leo and blushing, but was trying to hide it. "But what caused it to fall if there was nothing wrong with it?"
Leo shrugged, not knowing the answer.
Vivian climbed onto Festus and then she opened the control panel on the dragon's head, and Vivian's heart sank. "Oh, Festus, what the heck?"
The wiring had frozen over. Vivian knew it had been okay yesterday. She and Leo worked so hard to repair the corroded lines, but something had caused a flash freeze inside the dragon's skull, where it should've been too hot for ice to form. The ice had caused the wiring to overload and char the control disk. She couldn't see any reason that would've happened. Sure, the dragon was old, but still, it didn't make sense.
Well when you're a demigod nothing makes sense.
They could replace the wires. That wasn't the problem. But the charred control disk was not good. The Greek letters and pictures carved around the edges, which probably held all kinds of magic, were blurred and blackened.
The one piece of hardware Leo and Vivian couldn't replace—and it was damaged. Again.
Leo imagined his mom's voice: Most problems look worse than they are, mijo. Nothing is unfixable.
His mom could repair just about anything, but Leo was pretty sure she'd never worked on a fifty-year-old magic metal dragon.
He clenched his teeth and decided he had to try. He wasn't walking from Detroit to Chicago in a snowstorm, and he wasn't going to be responsible for stranding his friends.
"Right," he muttered, brushing the snow off his shoulders.
"Let's do this," Vivian said with a slight smile.
"Gimme a nylon bristle detail brush, some nitrile gloves, and maybe a can of that aerosol cleaning solvent." Leo said. He was probably talking to the toolbelt.
The tool belt obliged. Leo couldn't help smiling as they pulled out the supplies. The belt's pockets did have limits. They wouldn't give him anything magic, like Jason's sword, or anything huge, like a chainsaw. He'd tried asking for both. And if he asked for too many things at once, the belt needed a cooldown time before it could work again. The more complicated the request, the longer the cooldown. But anything small and simple like you might find around a workshop—all Leo had to do was ask.
He began cleaning off the control disk while Vivian unfroze the wires. While they worked, snow collected on the cooling dragon. Leo and Vivian had to stop from time to time to summon fire and melt it away, but mostly they went into autopilot mode, his hands working by themselves as their thoughts wandered.
Leo couldn't believe how stupid he'd acted back at Boreas's palace. He should've figured a family of winter gods would hate him on sight. Son of the fire god flying a fire breathing dragon into an ice penthouse—yeah, maybe not the best move. Still, he hated feeling like a reject. Jason, Vivian and Piper got to visit the throne room. Leo got to wait in the lobby with Cal, the demigod of hockey and major head injuries.
Fire is bad, Cal had told him.
That pretty much summed it up. Leo knew he couldn't keep the truth from his friends much longer. Vivian hasn't told Piper or Jason about her fire power and ever since Camp Half-Blood, one line of that Great Prophecy kept coming back to him: To storm or fire the world must fall. And the FIRE can't be Vivian, she is the sea.
And Leo was the fire guy, the first one since 1666 when London had burned down. If he told his friends what he could really do—Hey, guess what, guys? I might destroy the world!—why would anyone welcome him back at camp? Leo would have to go on the run again. Even though he knew that drill, the idea depressed him.
Then there was Khione. Dang, that girl was fine. Leo knew he'd acted like a total fool, but he couldn't help himself. He'd had his clothes cleaned with the one-hour valet service —which had been totally sweet, by the way. He'd combed his hair—never an easy job—and even discovered the tool bag could make breath mints, all in hopes that he could get close to her. Naturally, no such luck.
Getting frozen out—story of his life—by his relatives, foster homes, you name it. Even at Wilderness School, Leo had spent the last few weeks feeling like a third wheel as Jason and Piper, his only friends, became a couple. Vivian was always by his side though. He was happy for them and all, but still it made him feel like they didn't need him anymore.
When he'd found out that Jason's whole time at school had been an illusion—a kind of a memory burp—Leo had been secretly excited. It was a chance for a reset. Now Jason and Piper were heading toward being a couple again—that was obvious from the way they'd acted in the warehouse just now, like they wanted to talk in private without Leo around. What had he expected? He'd wind up the odd man out again, with Vivian by his side. Khione had just given him the cold shoulder a little quicker than most
"Enough, Valdez," he scolded himself. "Nobody's going to play any violins for you just because you're not important. Fix the stupid dragon."
"Leo don't say that!" Vivian said. "You are important!"
"How?"
"Well for one, you found Festus, fixed him up, you have fire power, you survived the storm spirits, and you are important to me. Ever since Percy disappeared you made it your mission to make me feel better. And that is the best thing I could ask for."
Wow Leo thought. He hoped he wasn't blushing when he felt his cheeks warm up.
Then there was a noise.
You're wrong, Leo, it said.
"See even the strange voice agrees with me— wait what?" Vivian said.
They stood up, all the tools left on the floor. They couldn't see who had spoken, but they both heard it. Then she looked down, and gasped. Leo looked down to see what it was. Snow and chemical sludge from the toilets, even the asphalt itself was shifting like it was turning to liquid. A ten-foot-wide area formed eyes, a nose, and a mouth —the giant face of a sleeping woman.
She didn't exactly speak. Her lips didn't move. But Vivian could hear her voice in her head, as if the vibrations were coming through the ground, straight into her feet and resonating up her skeleton.
They need you both desperately, she said. In some ways, you both are the most important of the eight—like the control disk in the dragon's brain. Without you, the power of the others means nothing. They will never reach me, never stop me. And I will fully wake.
"You." Leo was shaking so badly he wasn't sure he'd spoken aloud. He hadn't heard that voice since he was eight, but it was her: the earthen woman from the machine shop. "You killed my mom."
"You came to me at Camp, by the lake on my second day at camp!" Vivian said. "You asked me to join you!" That night by the lake she asked Vivian to join when she said no, well she sent monsters after her. She barely escaped. She had the scars to prove it. The dirt lady had sent hellhound, and about fifty of them. She was in a wheelchair for three months.
The face shifted. The mouth formed a sleepy smile like it was having a pleasant dream. Ah, but Leo and Vivian. I am your mother too—the First Mother. Do not oppose me. Walk away now. Let my son Porphyrion rise and become king, and I will ease your burdens. You will tread lightly on the earth.
Leo grabbed the nearest thing he could find—a PortaPotty seat—and threw it at the face. "Leave me alone!" Vivian created fireballs and threw it at Dirt Women.
The toilet seat and fireballs sank into the liquid earth. Snow and sludge rippled, and the face dissolved.
Leo stared at the ground, waiting for the face to reappear. But it didn't. Leo wanted to think he'd imagined it.
BANG! They heard a crash from the direction of the factory—like two dump trucks slamming together. Metal crumpled and groaned, and the noise echoed across the yard. Instantly they both knew that Jason and Piper were in trouble.
Leo growled. "Gimme the biggest hammer you got."
He reached into his tool belt and pulled out a three-pound club hammer with a double-faced head the size of a baked potato.
Vivian got out her sword, ready to fight.
"Let's do this," Vivian said.
They jumped off the dragon's back and ran toward the warehouse.