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i'll add him back

scarlett added hufflepuff wannabe to the chat

hufflepuff wannabe:
NO

nev don't leave-

hufflepuff wannabe left the chat

i stg i'm going
to kill all of you

ginerva baby❤️:
apparently he's been 'malfunctioning'
since pansy told him

zucchini:
blame pansy

the boy who won't die:
pansy's fault

my ferret🤍:
pug face for the L

trash bin(s)😍:
parkinson's problem

thing 1:
scary witch bitches fault

thing 2:
ferrets old chew toys fault

pug face:
IT WAS ONE YEAR

lowkey forgot about that

my ferret🤍:
wish i could

pansy you scared the boy
now go apologize

pug face:
to draco💀
i'm not apologizing to
that git

my ferret🤍:
shut up pug face

pug face:
oh ffs ferret boy shut
the bloody hell up

won-won:
i like her can we keep
her

the boy who won't die:
shut up ronald

not draco you daft child
to neville

pug face:
i'm not apologizing to
longbottom

zucchini:
yes you are

pug face:
YOU MADE ME TELL HIM

both of you stop acting
like children and go apologizing
before i beat the magic out of
you

zucchini:
fine

pug face:
whatever

thing 1:
jesus that was scary

granger danger:
she's going to make a
good mother one day

won-won:
fr i thought that was my
mother taking over her for
a second

my ferret🤍:
guess my mothers wearing
off on her

ferret boy i suggest you
shut up bc i will beat the magic
out of you too and you're only
a foot away from me

pug face:
as much as i'd love to
witness this i did talk to
longbottom

granger danger:
and??

thing 1:
did you scar him more

thing 2:
is he the new scar boy

the boy who won't die:
tf i'm the only one

not now harry
what happened pansy

my ferret🤍:
you seduce him?

pug face:
draco I will help
ur girlfriend beat the magic
out of you if you don't shut
the bloody hell up
but no longbottoms fine

ooo may take u up on that
offer pansy and good i'll add
him back

won-won:
no seriously let's keep
parkinson so she can hit malfoy
for us

dumbledore:
ronald do you ever shut up

dumbledore left the chat

the boy who won't die:
yooo albus what's up

bitch the fuck

trash bin(s)😍:
how

granger danger:
ofc harry was the first to answer

my ferret🤍:
what just happened

zucchini:
wait can he see all our
messages

thing 2:
oh shit were screwed freddy

ummm anyways

scarlett added hufflepuff wannabe to the chat

HIII NEV 👼🏼
you just missed dumbledore

hufflepuff wannabe:
wait what

pug face:
exactly

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merry/happy christmas eve everyone! (if you celebrate) i hope you all have a wonderful day, don't forget to reach out if you need it. the holidays season can take a toll on someone! stay safe and warm today, and remember to mask up when needed