The Weird Adventures of Peashooter and Sunflower

episode 4: hangout

peashooter: well yesterday was AWFUL. Rose ruined EVERYTHING!

sunflower: yeah...so much for a nice sleepover.

peashooter: for her, that's not a thing. Idk why she wants me back, she was just fine with leaving me to die.

sunflower: i know.

peashooter: uhhhhh...wanna...hang out at the forest?

sunflower: okay. wanna see if anyone else is free?

peashooter: um...o-ok! sure!

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kernel corn was doing a mission

chomper was in an eating contest

fire and shadow flower were doing...whatever.

agent pea was working

cactus was free! yay! (i-i guess)

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cactus: so we're goin' to the forest?

sunflower: yes! since EA's dumb map barriers don't let us go there, we'll do it in this story!

cactus: okay!

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but before they went to the forest...sunflower had to do something...

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sunflower: *summons muse flower*

muse flower: ah! you summoned me! how many flower powers have you collected?

sunflower: y-you really wanna know...?

muse flower: of COURSE i wanna know, I need to know this stuff!

sunflower: *gulp* ...z-zero so far...

muse flower: WHAT?!?

sunflower: ah, jeez.

muse flower: YOU HAVE ONE SIMPLE TASK TO DO HERE, COLLECT THEIR ENERGY, AND YOU'VE DONE IT WITH NONE AT ALL?!?! *sigh* my afterlife is on the line here, sunflower. this is the one thing I need to come back to life, and you barely do the job.

sunflower: but muse flower, it just doesn't seem RIGHT! I wanna be honest with them...they're my family, the only 3 people I can tell secrets to...but If they find out, they'll hate me forever!

muse flower: then just play along, sunflower. they don't NEED to find out.

sunflower: but that's not ri--

muse flower: NOT EVERY LITTLE THING IS GOOD, OKAY?!? just THINK. the zombies, citron, rose, etc etc etc!

sunflower: *sigh* I guess so...

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 back with peashooter and cactus...

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sunflower: *slightly muffled sigh* hey guys..

peashooter: is something bothering you, sunflower?

sunflower: ummm...i-it's nothing, don't worry about it. but I appreciate your high spirit...

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at the forest...

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cactus: peashooter! sunflower! look! an orange tree!

peashooter: nice! wait, that one's big.

citron: *rolls into his bionic form* ya don't gotta like it, you gotta RESPECT it.

sunflower: UGH. CITRON. what do you WANT with us?

citron: I want PEA POO to go AWAY.

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AND YOU TOO, CACTUS!

sunflower: like i'd EVER be alone with you. I hate bullies, and you bullied my friend.

citron: sunflower, sunflower, sunflower, why do you WORRY about him? he's weak, i'm strong!

peashooter: says the one that got nerfed in battle for neighborville

citron: HEY! I'LL BEAT YOU UP IF YOU MENTION THAT!!!

sunflower: look, citron. we don't WANT you here. So go back to your stupid base and get a LIFE.

citron: hmmph. you're lucky you speak for PEASHOOTER here. *rolls out*

sunflower: *rage* OH MY GOD, I HATE HIM SO MUCH!!!!

peashooter: hey, hey. it's ok!

sunflower: NO! IT'S NOT OK! ALL I WANT IS TO LIVE A HAPPY LIFE, AND HE COMES ALONG!!! AS IF MY REGULAR LIFE ISN'T HARD ENOUGH WITHOUT HIM!!! *GASP* OH NO. did I upset you?

peashooter: *chuckles* kinda :(

sunflower: i'm sorry, but I just don't like that guy. He ran you over and could have given you a CONCUSSION! That's not okay, he can't harm you...

*hugs peashooter*

peashooter: *blushes a little*

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after at least 3 seconds...

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cactus: okay, good. you two are cool?

peashooter: yes, yes we are. :)

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when they went further into the forest...they saw something...

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peashooter: oh no.

cactus: out HERE, too?

sunflower: it's a Z tech lab station. I didn't think they'd be out HERE. we should probably report this to dave bot 3000 *takes a picture on her phone*

cactus: well, i've had enough of THIS walk.

peashooter: same here. we should go home before the zombies--

Z tech alarm: PLANTS DETECTED! PLANTS DETECTED!

peashooter: ...see us...

holographic message: prepare for your demise! roll the zomboss slots!

peashooter: *FLASHBACKS*

zomboss slots:

disco zombie

giga gargantuar

mecha gargantuar

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! >:)

disco zombie: BOOGIE YOUR BRAINS RIGHT OVER HERE!!! *summons backup dancers*

sunflower: RRRRRUNNN!!! *runs off with peashooter and cactus*

holographic message: YOU PLANTS WILL NOT ESCAPE.

FIND THEM, MY MINIONS, DEPLOY THE LAND-B-GONE DRONES!!!!

land-b-gone drones: *zaps all the trees into nothing*

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and so...they almost got away, but cactus got zapped by giga gargantuar's electricity...

they hid in the bunker, and sunflower tried to heal cactus, but it was a big injury

also, sorry this episode was short, it's just that i'm running out of ideas for episodes ._.

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