While the rain of cheese fell upon the bomber, Chuck was preparing the comfortable IKEA couches to be dropped on the target. He waited until he could clearly make out the farm in the target scope before he dropped the payload. He heard a loud crack as the couches fell on their target and detonated the cheese within the house. He then looked out the window to see a cheese plane flying straight towards him. He saw as it plunged into the side of the bomber and killed him instantly. He ws standing but he knew he should be dead. He then saw his body.
When he turned he saw a white figure standing behind him. The whole world seemed frozen when the figure approached him. He saw that the figure had a white robe on.
"Am I dead?" he asked.
"You are." the figure replied.
"Who are you?"
Then he watched in horror as the figure took off his robe. The figure then yelled "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
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The True Story of the Ikea Bombings
AkčnéIKEA Home Furniture is at war with England and are planning to launch their surprise attack by dropping furniture on the farms of cheese makers.
