dream boy // commentary crew group chat

battymen🚫🧢 | monday 22:51

lickle josh:
AIGHT

bouff daddy:
YEAH

WHAT

alexth:
james where the fuck was that hype when i was telling you my amazing news earlier

bouff daddy:
it was internalised

i was dreaming about the orgy in the new harry styles music video and you WOKE ME UP

alexth:
oh ok actually i get why you'd be mad about that

lickle josh:
AIGHT

specz:
what is up with u man

lickle josh:
AIGHTTTTTTTT

SO OBVIOUSLY YEAH MANS HIGH

alexth:
again?

specz:
no need to specify we could tell

bouff daddy:
donde estaba mi invitación???

lickle josh:
FUCKING IDIOT I DONT DO GERMAN DO I

specz:
i got...no words...

lickle josh:
IF U FUCKIN LET ME FINISH

SO IM WALKING THROUGH THE WOODS YEAH AND WHO DO I SEE??

A BUNCH OF PEOPLE FROM SCHOOL

AND THEY SAID

HOUSE PARTY FRIDAY NIGHT THAT GIRL NINA'S HOUSE

WHO TF COMING

alexth:
instructions unclear cat's on fire

bouff daddy:
do i have mug written on my forehead course i'm coming

shut it alex u make no sense

specz:
yes !

alexth:
omg will will probably be there

lickle josh:
PIPE PIPE PIPE

alexth:
sir that is blasphemy

specz:
we will have none of that in my good christian server!

lickle josh:
2 HI 4 DIS SHIT

bouff daddy:
i bet jesus was gay otherwise why the fuck would he be followed by male prostitutes all the time

specz:
i don't think the disciples were prostitutes

alexth:
tbf even jesus needed sex

bouff daddy:
ok virgin

alexth:
name ONE PERSON you've shagged

bouff daddy:
ur mum

alexth:
fuck off i'll see you lot tomorrow

if don't dream about the harry styles orgy i'll be mad pissed