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Pink Suit?(Sibling Tony)

Second chat room already☺️

Y/n created a chat
Y/n added rain man,vent boy,speedy whore,wiener soldier,favorite Asgardian
Y/n named chat "super secret"

Y/n:FUNNY FRIENDS I NEED YOURE HELP

wiener soldier:I was called

Rain man:lady y/n what do you need

Speedy whore:yes prinţesă

Vent boy:I'm here my child

Favorite asgardian: yes y/n

Y/n:all I gotta say is revenge on tony

Wiener soldier:you know we're in already so what's the plan

Y/n:alright so Bucky you and Thor have to start a long confusing conversation with my brother so me and Loki can sneak in his lab and spray paint his suits pink and green and Clint you of course are the look out and pietro you need to get the spray paint and help because we're doing all the suits

Y/n:is that a copy soldiers

Wiener soldier:ready to comply

Rain man:Yes ma'am

Speedy whore:on it boss

Vent boy:copy

Favorite asgardian:already here

Y/n:alright soldiers fall out

~Time Ship sponsored by tiny tony~

Y/n:soldiers...

Y/n:I can't breatheeeee

Favorite asgardian:we drew little dicks on Tony's suits

Wiener soldier:hskagsianak

Rain man:oh my-

Vent man:wait if you two are texting the chat whose distracting tony

Speedy Whore:there both eating in the kitchen

Y/n:I asked you idiots to do one thing how do you fuck that up

Rain man:we got hungry...

Y/n:THATS NOT A GOOD REASON TO ABANDON THIS MISSION SOLDIER

wiener soldier:so I'm just gunna-

Y/n:YOU ARE HORRIBLE SOLDIERS IM TELLING ON YOU FOR NOT FINISHING THIS MISSION

wiener soldier:please don't tell Sam

Rain man:please don't tell sir Bruce lady y/n

Y/n:THEN GET BACK TO YOURE BASES SOLDIERS

Y/n:CLINT DO YOU COPY

Vent boy:I do copy general

Y/n:do you have eyes on the target

Vent boy:yes he is in the hall

Vent boy:he seems to be WALKING TO THE LAB GENERAL YOU HAVE TO FLEA ITS TO LATE

Y/n:see if  mr god of thunder and wiener soldier didn't abandon base this wouldn't be a problem

Y/n:LOKI WE MUST FLEA I HEAR HIM PIETRO DO YOURE SPEEDY WHORE SHIT NOW

Speedy whore:on it

Speedy whore:done

Y/n:alright Loki you know what to do

Favorite asgardian:alright lets go

Stevie joined the chat

Wiener soldier:shit-

Y/n:ABORT ABORT CLEAR CHAT CLEAR CHAT

Favorite asgardian cleared chat

Stevieee:Y/n what did you do

Y/n:what do you mean sweet brother in law

Bitchy Brother Joined the chat

Bitchy brother:WHO PAINTED MY SUITS PINK AND GREEN WITH LITTLE DICKS ON THEM

Wiener Soldier:I have no idea

Rain man:I do not know man of iron

Favorite asgardian:I've been reading

Y/n:I just woke up from a nap

Vent boy:I've been in my room with Robert my chicken

Speedy whore:I was with Wanda

Bitchy brother:THEN WHY IS "FUNNY FRIENDS" ON THE BACK OF MY SUITS

Y/n:you see dear brother

Y/n left the chat

Wiener soldier:huh oh sams calling me gotta go

Wiener soldier left the chat

Speedy whore:oh wow hydra agents I have to go take them down

Speedy whore left the chat

Rain man:heimdall

Rain man has been disconnected

Vent man:Robert needs corn

Vent man left the chat

Favorite asgardian:we spray painted you're suits for revenge because you took our game room cards away

Favorite asgardian left the chat

Stevie: I think you'd look good in pink and green suits

Tony:Steve I'm going to kill my sister