things my friends and I have said

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"I'm slowly walking through the fog, dramatically limping"

"I just heard a scary noise"

"well, fuck your cheese then"

"I can't kill them, the chair is in my way"

(begins spewing utter madness in an attempt to study)

"this is illegal, I like it"

"no, it's okay! you didn't miss anything besides me being angry."

"stop evil munchkin laughing over there, calm the fuck down"

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