Im not gonna say the ship... You'll figure it out
This is the last one I am ever posting-
I am never posting anything on this book ever again-
I'm so ashamed of this and the joke I made at the end-Ron smirked to himself as he closed his bedroom door behind him. He turned to face his bed, where his significant other lie waiting for him. He walked slowly to his bed and sat down, "Finally, we have some alone time," he whispered to the plate of chicken legs in front of him. He lifted the plate and started to kiss the chicken. After a minute, Ron opened his mouth to deepen the kiss and he started to eat the chicken. When he finished eating the chicken, he looked at the plate of chicken bones in front of him and said......
"I guess you could say I really ate you out."
Im gonna cry because of how embarrassed I am at this entire book-
![](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/199127466-288-k263579.jpg)
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Terrible and Short Harry Potter Oneshots
FanficI'm so terribly sorry to whatever poor soul actually takes the time to read these-