100 ways (and more) to annoy subway workers

hey hope you like these, thought of these off the top of my head. Enjoy :)

1. Order a 1500000000 inch sub

2. Sit at a random table next to someone and yell "BAWKKKK BAWKKK BAWKKK" like a chicken

3. ask for plain bread, when you've finished your order and they start to wrap it up, ask if it was wholemeal bread, and yell at them.

4. ask them to cut the cheese into 1/4 peices and when their done say "I ORDERED 1/8 PEICES"

5. keep changing your order

6. ask for "sefdbjknrudb" cheese, just mumble when you talk and see if they get annoyed

7. ask the same gender worker if their single

8. go behind the bench and self serve yourself. When they ask what your doing, say "I thought it was self serve"

9. argue over bread

10. argue over cheese

11. ask for mayo, and when their done say you didn't want it and watch them scrape it off

12. pay in pennies

13. ask your imaginary friend what they want

14. talk in third person

15. drum on the table so loud and start rapping

16. start beep-boxing

17. ask for shredded cheese

18. ask if you can have the seeds taken out of the pickles

19. ask if they deliver, then walk out

20. meow occasionally

21. while your meowwing, jump up on the tables and start purring

22. gallop and make horse sounds

23. answer every question with a yes

24. tell them your order backwards

25. sing annoying songs that will get stuck in their heads 

26. repeat everything they say

27. order a big mac

28. order fries with that

29. walk out the door when they put your order in the grill

30. tell them this list

31. cry

32. when your crying start talking so they can't understand your order

33. propose to the worker

34. do a mime show

35. order while your being a mime, see if they understand

36. talk in haiku

37. constantly look at the ceiling

38. tell them you wet your pants and ask if they can take care of your 'little problem'

39. fake a heart attack

40. stand in the corner

41. stand in the corner and mumble

42. stand in the corner and mumble your order

43. give them a 10, but insist you gave them a 50

44. ask when the next train leaves

45. ask for a ticket

46. talk in oprah

47. or just sing to them

48. hop like a bunny/frog

49. spit when your ordering

50. yell your order

51. pretend your superman

52. dive onto the ground

53. sit at a table and complain you haven't been served yet

54. spell your order

55. say "I would like a__________________________"

56. say "I would like a__________________________" for ages and just walk out the door

57. film them and say this is going to be on Ellen

58. concentrate and tell them your sending them your order tellepathically

59. talk in slow motion

60. ask if the canned soda has refills

61. make car noises

62. ask for your sandwich to be cut in to two. . .no three. . .no four. . .heck just two.

63. repeat

64. pretend your being capture by aliens and just walk casually out

65. do an ellen's dance dare

66. order bread with nothing on it, complain about how bland it is

67. when they ask if you want something, scoff and say "what do you think?"

68. whisper your order

69. walk away in the middle of your order

70. come back and ask where your order is

71. leave a mess on your table

72. don't eat any of your meal and spread it on the table

73. order in pig language

74. ask where the nearest subway is

75. ask them to toast a salad

76. drum on the pepsi can

77. when they ask you how your going, say "well the good news is their naming a desease after me"

78. ask them what gender they are

79. ask for a vegetarian meat ball sub

80. call them jared

81. tell them they're mispronouncing simple words

82. keep your eyes crossed

83. dance

84. ask them to join your dance

85. ask them to join your dance to distract him then sneak in the counter

86. use comic book sound effects

87. argue with yourself

88. say hi to everyone you see

89. ask if they take (make up credit card)

90. clear your throat every other word

91. laugh maniacly occasionaly

92. order 25 sandwiches and walk out when they're done

93. talk in a fake accent

94. talk jibberish

95. tell them about your last theropy session and threaten to sue if they tell anyone

96. hum the mission impossible theme song

97. crawl and say "goo" a lot

98. ask for something they dont have

99. when they say they don't have it pout

100. tell them your escaping from afghanistan and ask if this can be your secret hide out

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