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Let's Get Dirty 🍋 / Your Sanity x Minecraft Dirt

Requested by whoever the fuck said it, I have this draft
[SaveMe Pov]

I looked at the screen seeing that I started a new Minecraft world for myself, it looked like a good start of it.

All of a sudden I saw dirt block below me

I finger me hole

My hole that I dug up in Minecraft, I wanted to go deeper and find coal because it night soon

Herobrine is gonna find m3, then he'll fuck my precious dirt block I had in my slot, next to my wooden shovel.

I won't let him, I won't let him do what I want to do in the next minute.

Lay on my white Minecraft bed since this update took away my period color bed and lay on it with my dirt block

Good thing is our juices will camouflage in the bed, at least mine.

The dirt might stain the bed, never mind. T h e floor is optional

I continue to dig strait don, hopin to find coal for light

I did use my wooden pickaxes, I had about six since I knew they would broken

I heard a strange noise, wasn't sure if I was near to getting something but I definitely heard something near

Sudden below me red, not vagina blood red but different color like something similar to lava

I die, the end

End me please