Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML
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הומורEveryday stories of embarrassing moments from everyday people. Note: They do not belong to me but they are true.
