MEANWHILE DINNER WAS OVER
Elder kettle: good night boys.
Both: good night.
9:30 pm
Mugman: ZZZ (mumble mumble)
Cup head: ugh how long does it take for you bozos to fall asleep?
10:45 pm
Cup head: ZZZ, huh *sigh* great I'm tired as hell now.
Mugman: ZZZ *snoring louder and louder*
11:00 pm
Cuphead: *making a wish*
Mugman:ZZZ...
12:00 am
Mugman: ZZZ *mumble mumble*
Cuphead: finally geez, welp time to go. * hops out window, scrapes whole body and landing in a bush* oww that hurt. I wonder what will be lying just ahead.
*beppi trying to be an owl and sitting in a tree*
Cuphead: sheesh that's hell's nasty.
* beppi turns head around all the way and breaks neck*
Cuphead: I will always forget you. *keeps walking* well I'm almost there. * looks at he ocean* well I could use a break.
Cala maria: hello child.
Cuphead: Hell- wait did you just call me a child?
Cala maria: well you look like one.
Cuphead: who are you anyways.
Cala maria: I'm your mom that's who.
Cuphead:damn for a lady like you, you sure can pull out a shitty thing out your ass.
Cala maria: * swims closer to cuphead and drags him into the water*
Cuphead: * drowning noises*
Cala maria: now that should teach you a lesson on being a gentlemen to other women.
Cuphead: I don't care lady. * cuphead runs away cowardly* man for a lady like that she could definitely pull up a fight.
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