The shadiest gang of them all has recreated the groupchat that once upon a time was wild, ruthless, and the best kind of mean.
Started: November 22, 2018
Completed: October 14, 2019
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niall: i deadass did a whole public tweet
louis: @ me next time!
niall: I DID MY GUY
louis: i must've forgotten about that tweet the way hailee steinfeld forgot y'all were dating 😕
niall: aight, HEARD.
justin: y'all some cry baby ass dudes jesus
zayn: don't use the lord's name in vain on his BIRTHDAY 😤😤😤
justin: aren't you a whole ass muslim? fuck you care about jesus for
liam: he's a muslim but he's not even that good at being one
zayn: and you're not even that good at dancing but you still do that
liam: i could say the same about you and your new album
zayn: thanks for the free promo bro stream icarus falls 😩😩😩👏🏼🙌🏼💯💯💯💯
lauren:
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camila: ya cant be over here shading his second album when you don't even have one...
lauren: and ya cant be out here getting grammy nominations for ya nasally ass goat ass voice but here you are
camila: SIS..... that's a compliment LMAOOOO
perrie: ya fucked up lauren!
lauren: how is that a compliment??
selena: girl you're literally shitting on her for getting nominated for a GRAMMY. you could never!
lauren: alright, and how many grammys have you been nominated for? 🧐🧐🧐
justin: multiple albums that all flopped 😪
selena: just like purpose flopped
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justin: at least i got a grammy!
selena: and a wife that looks like your sister to tend to, so run along mr. baldwin!
justin: go take some lessons from your friend demi lovato and hop off my dick
ariana: oh nah that was FOUL
louis: foul like the way you didn't even include jai brooks in your burn book?
zayn: nah, foul like how she cheated on him with that guy from the wanted 💀
louis: AYOOOOOO what a downgrade
zayn: kinda like how perrie downgraded after i dumped her 😩😩😩
perrie: at least i dont have to fake orgasms :///
zayn: none of the girls i cheated on you with faked orgasms :/ the complete opposite actually
zayn: 💦💦💦
perrie: me when alex does that thing
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louis: ANYWAYS. my birthday was great thanks for asking
harry: did we ask tho?
louis: did we ask for your screechy ass high notes after zayn left the band?
louis: NOPE
louis: but we were stuck with them anyway 😞
harry: i was gonna say happy birthday but nevermind suck a dick and die
louis: well i mean- nvm
louis: happy birthday to me
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Merry Christmas my beautiful readers! I had some major writing block after my finals so that's why I took a while to update but here you go! Also, Shade Gang hit 100k reads!!!! I'd love to do something special for that so give me some ideas of what you'd like! I'm open to anything 💗
P.S.- my novel style fanfic The Campaign hasn't gotten much attention, so should I even keep writing it? Check it out and let me know!
