One snowy night fell over the city of Cheerionia, it was Christmas Eve. Some children fast asleep, some stalking their Christmas tree as they patiently waited for the LARGE visit of Father Christmas. But there was one boi who was waiting in the floor, not "on" the floor but "in" the floor. It okay tho cause he can convert wood to oxygen.
Santa Claus dropped down the chimney with an "OOF!" and heads for the tree.
The little boi smiles wildly waiting for him to pull out the only present he ever wanted.
CHEERIOS.
He waited and waited but the cheerios never came out of the sack. Soon enough, Santa was gone.
The boi was mAD. The boi was ShooK and the bOi wAs TRIGGERED.
He climbed up the chimney and hopped in the sleigh, waiting for Father Christmas to arrive. When he arrived, he screamed, "WHERES MAH CHEERIOS," Before swallowing Santa whole.
He then reached into the bag to find the missing box of Cheerios. "NO ONE STEALS MAH CHEERIOS."
The End.
