Ally's Pick Up Lines (idek im bored)

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They call me a fireman cause I turn on all the hoes.

Are you dead? Cause you give me the necropheels.

You can just call me Frank Iero cause I'll always hit your Gee spot. (Idek send help.)

Its okay if you're underage. I'll just play the song if time on my ocarina.

Hey were those clothes on sale? Cause at my house they're one hundred percent off.

Are your legs butter? Cause I just want to spread them.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, lets fuck." -Matilda
(Das a gr9 poem m8)

My watercolors aren't the only thing getting wet tonight.

Idek I was bored.

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