Shameless | Bsd x M! Reader Chatfic

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tw: m*ri, mention of suicide i think

y/n pov:
Chuuya left for work.. he won't be back in a week.. a week by myself huh... im so gonna end up doing something i regret.

whys the groupchat so active?

yokohomos sluts

Shittyzai: Nya uwu >_< :3

Sigma male: genuinely what is wrong with you

Ranpo: he probably has the touch of the tism lmfao

Furry: you CANNOT be talking dumbfuck

y/n: 💀

Furry: HII Y/NN

Shittyzai: THE SWITCH UP?

Furry: well y/n doesn't waste my money like SOMEONE

Ranpo: at least I'm not an orphan

y/n: BUT YOU ARE??

Ranpo: nuh uh

Shittyzai: meow UWU T~T

Lice collecter: убить себя ебать

y/n: dazai he told you to kys (listen to him🙏)

Shittyzai: thank you ;)

y/n: reminder chuuya isn't here to hold me back from stabbing you.

Chu: y/n.

y/n: oh Shit

Ranpo: NAHH

Furry: y/n for the love of god please come hold dazai down fucking tie him up or something JUST GET HIM TO STFU

Shittyzai: kinky

y/n: did he eat a mushroom again

Furry: no shit he is such a fucking idiot I have a migraine

Ryu: don't talk about dazai like that you fucking furry

Furry: wanna take that back.?

Ryu: don't act like you are in control of me.

Furry: that's not what you were saying last night
furry: remember how you were like "please do whatever you want to me youre in control"

Ryu: ...I take it back.

Tachihara: THATS WILD💀

Gin: I did NOT need to have that information about my brother

Shittyzai: AJUTAGAWA IS A BOTTOM? LMFAOOO

y/n: so are you

Chu:💀

Elise: YOU GUYS HAVE THREESOMES????

Q: I knew it!

Ranpo: that's kinda gay

y/n: @poe

Ranpo: stfu

y/n: I know what you are

Ranpo: smarter than you? Yeah you're right.

y/n: there's only one person who can tell you what you are.

Ranpo: that's me

y/n: it's me you stupid twink.

Mori: there are children in here y/n.

y/n: yeah ONE IS YOUR ABILITY AND THE OTHER TWO ARE MORE UNHINGED THAN ME FUCKING PEDO

Shittyzai: IS THAT MORI SLANDER I HEAR?

y/n: wtf

Chu: yo y/n don't go on twitter while I'm gone

y/n: I'm gonna go on it now that you said that

Chu: for fucks sake

Q: DAMN Y/N WHATD YOU DOO

y/n: FUCKING HELL CHUUYA MADE MY PHONE LOG OUT OF MY TWT
y/n: ...i forgot my password.

Ranpo: why is y/n getting so many death threats like damn💀

Chu: IF IT WASNT CLEAR ENOUGH IM TRYING TO HIDE IT FROM HIM

y/n: you can't hide anything from me

Chu: don't do anything stupid when you end up seeing them

y/n: do I look like dazai

Shittyzai: fuck you
Shittyzai: fuck me
shittyzai deleted a Message

Q:screenshoted

Ranpo: Same 💀

Nikolai: oh about that I felt kinda silly so I started some drama :3

Lice collecter: my pookies so silly
lice collecter: kolya took my phone to send that.

y/n: not even surprised

35 minutes later

y/n: chuuya, dazai broke into the house and drank all your wine

Chu: WHAT
Chu: wait I'm in France I'll jus buy more😻

y/n: choke

Shittyzai: is he chokfing on your dick?!?!?

Furry: HOW IS THIS LITTLE SHIT GIVING ME A HEADACHE OVER TEXT

Nikolai: fedya my bestie can we fuck😣

y/n: soon me sigma and atsushi are gonna make a fucking gc without any of you menaces

Shittyzai changed the gc name to: y/ns dogs😣😣🙏🤞

y/n: I HOPE YOU GET ALCOHOL POISONING

nikolai changed the gc name to: its yokohama not yokohomo

Shittyzai: pookies so mean💔

Ryu: y/n count your hours.

y/n: fucking try me you emo fuck imagine looking up to that nutcase

Ranpo:💀

Poe: ranpo dear I wrote another smut fic of us on ao3 it's called: cum cookies.
Poe: OH WRONG CHAT....

Ranpo: oh god

y/n: LMFAOOO (I'm fucking traumatized already by the donuts)

Poe: HOW DID YOU FIND THAT ONE😕

y/n: :3

Shittyzai: im gonna kms

y/n: let me join

yosano: are we gonna ignore the fact that dazai, y/n and chuuya have threesomes ??

y/n: ...

Chu: ...

y/n: I top both of them btw😈

Chu: THATS SOMETIMES

tachihara: SO DAZAI BOTTOMS ALL THE TIME AND Y/N N CHUUYA SWITCH?

y/n: yeah basically

Nikolai: are they flexible

Shittyzai: chuuya is FLEXIBLEEEEE

Chu: DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO STFU

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