((Denmark's texts))
((Romano's texts))
Mat knew not to text and drive. He wasn't that type of person. So, when it came to teasing his pregnant Romano about the lack of potatoes, he waited until he was sitting in his car in a parking lot before texting him.
Loooooovviiiii~~~?? What happened to all my potatoes? I brought home two for my portion of dinner tonight and now they're gone. Don't tell me you threw them away, you wouldn't want to see me sad!!
I didn't throw away your fucking potatoes mio fratello came over and he probably took them for that potato bastard he's always around why the hell would I do that I know how you reacted last time
Because I know you don't like them all that much save for the time that you had a craving because the baby needed potatoes it takes after me!! Potatoes are the best..mm, now I have to go get more. Do you need anything at the store?
We never speak of that moment, never ever ever /ever/ and hmm I could use more tomatoes and I'm kind of in the mood for a salad but we don't have any Italian dressing or any lettuce so you should get that
Do you want bread and butter as a side for the salad? Maybe I should just grocery shop...gimme a list of some stuff that you really need and I'll get it, okay?? Anything for you my love ❤❤❤ and I'll get other basic things we need! And I'll be home really fast so we can have dinner
Yeah that's sounds nice. And uh..we need more milk and we're running low on the spices I always use..we could use more pasta and I need stuff to make your favorite food..but hurry up, I'm here alone since Veneziano left and I don't want to be..and don't you dare say a word about that
Awh you miss me!! ♥ I miss you too Lovi!! I'll be home as soon as I can, okay? I just have to swing by the supermarket. Do we need any bread or your favorite cereal or anything? Because I can get it all for you and then I'll be home so you can hug me!!
I don't miss you I don't know what you're talking about. And yeah can you get Italian bread and some cinnamon toast crunch
You totally miss me because you're lonely and you want my company, don't you?? Awh thats so nice of you~~!! I'll get the bread and the cereal just give me a bit and then I'll message you when I'm out of the store, okay?? I love you so much Lovi!! ♥ ♥
^^TIMESKIP^^
Lovi..I may or may not have been hit by a car when I was taking the groceries to my car...and I may or may not be on the way to the hospital..
What..what the hell!! You said you'd be home!! You're not hurt that bad, are you? Do I need to kill a bastard?!? What motherfucker hit you?
I'm fine, okay! I just got nicked, my leg got pretty hurt, but I'm really okay. My heads kinda fine and I can still type to you.. Please don't worry!! ♥ You don't need to hurt anyone, the person who hit me got pretty badly injured.
Ugh, why the hell weren't they paying any attention, they could've saved all this injury the fuck?? Don't tell me not to worry, I'm allowed to, shut up. And what do you mean, "kinda fine"
I hit my head pretty hard on the ground and the docs think I've got some concussion action but I'm strong! If you need me to come home I'll be there tomorrow at the latest. For now, call Feliciano to cone give you company! The guy was real worried about his wife so I get it.
If they think you have a concussion, why are you on your phone, that can make it worse, ugh what if you have a concussion when you get home I swear to god you better fucking sit your ass down and do nothing otherwise I will kill you
