"Yeah, no. We're not doing any of that, don't worry" he tells me, walking up his driveway with all my luggage.
"We're not going to have fun?" I question, because why the fuck am I here then? To sit around all day? What if I want to have fun and play U-Know or Monopoly?
Louis then looks at me strangely, "You know he was referring to- look, never-mind. Let's get inside, I've got a lovely room for you to stay".
I just shrug and then follow Louis to his front door. He pulls out his keys and unlocks it and then sighs, "It's not much, but it's home".
Yeah. I've been to motels with my dad better than this. The lack of Galaxy here is disgusting. Isn't that apart of all home decor? Y'all have some sort of galaxy in ur house right? 🤨
"Yeah, we need to give this dump a makeover" I tell him, "I am thinking a Galaxy accent wall, Galaxy projectors programmed in all lights and a retro Beatles themed kitchen?".
Louis laughs slightly, "You're joking yeah innit? I don't think my roommate would much like that aha".
Oh yeah, he had a fucking roommate. I hope it's a hot guy, because I know I'm like Louis's girlfriend or whatever but I don't want him. Life ain't always gonna be a Doja Cat concert.
"Well, I don't care" I tell him, sitting on the kitchen stools and opening the Temu app on my phone. Time to make a Wishlist of cute decor!
Louis sighs aloud, "I guess we can put some Beatles decor up. There's plenty in the street markets coz London was their home town innit?".
Also side note, I know I said I was over the Beatles but I've relapsed into my Beatles love. They are my coping mechanism now that Matthew is gone, ya know? It's like a major fuck you 😂.
Before I can answer my delight to the idea, a voice speaks up, "The beatles? Louis, I didn't know our new roomie had such a unique music taste"
I turn to the source of the voice and my heart freezes in my clenched butt cheeks ☹️and my eyes widen 👁️👁️so open. Following this, I nearly shiver so violently that I just about could collapse onto the British 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧floor, crack my skull open ☠️ and fucking die because there's no fucking way THAT bitch is here.
Louis laughs and nods, wrapping his arm around the monster, "Yep, Yolly's very unique. Anyways, Volley meet Yolly, Ive been dying to introduce you both".
My head is spinning 😵💫 like hell and lets just say the temu app on my phone has been long forgotten. I came here to get away from those American cunts who RUINED MY LIFE. Now the WORST bitch I ever fucking met is here! I LEGIT CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS IM FUMING AND MY BODY IS HAVING AN EARTHQUAKE RN OH HELL NAUR I GOTTA GO 🏃♀️🏃♀️💨
ओह! यह छवि हमारे सामग्री दिशानिर्देशों का पालन नहीं करती है। प्रकाशन जारी रखने के लिए, कृपया इसे हटा दें या कोई भिन्न छवि अपलोड करें।
