Pandit ki Padosi

Cycle stand & frock wali pandat

Hi Guys I am Pushpendra Pandit I Know you guys already know me I didn't need to  introduce myself again but it's okay. Anyway let me tell you how my day went..

Today  before class starts near cycle stand I met my Padosi.. I mean Naina's sister Preeti. She could not find any place to keep her bicycle on the stand. So I took my bicycle off from the stand and told her  "Tu apni cycle yaha lga de main apni cycle kahi aur laga lunga".....  Then she said "Nhi main dekh lungi tu pareshan na ho. Tujhe bhi to class ke liye late ho raha hai tu ja warna daat sunn jayega".

At that time the only thing running through my mind was how much she cares for me and I was smiling like crazy thinking that. Then she looked at me confusedly and said "Tum aise batteesi kyu dikha rahe ho??"....I got a little nervous and said "Wo wo  mm-main main to bas tujhe dikha raha tha ki tu bhi agar thik se brush karegi to tere bhi daant bilkul meri tarh strong ho jayenge".. I went closer to her and said by pointing her teeth "Dekh na tere na tere daant kitne tedhe medhe hai".........Then gritting her teeth in anger she said  "Aisa ghussa marungi tujhe ki tere saare daant jhar jayega fir dikhate rehna sabko bina daath waali battisi". Then she started walking towards her class and on the way she said to me "Meri cycle ko stand me laga dena nhi to main tumhe chodungi nhi".

I was just smiling seeing her leave..Then I came to know what I have told her....Putting my hand on my forehead, I said to me  "Arre Ponga kar di na garbar tujhe kya jarurat thi bak bak karne ki ab wo ho gyi na gussa". I put her bicycle on the stand at the right place and went to my class.

I was looking at her window from my window she was busy talking to her friends. I was just thinking that if she looks at me only once, then I should apologize to her. Half the class is over but she didn't even look at me once. I don't know what the teacher taught in that half class because my attention was on my Padosi I mean Preeti.

After some time Munna  asked me "Arre Ponga tune Aaj kisi bhi teacher ko preshaan nhi  kiya aur kisi bhi ladki ko chidhaya tak bhi nhi aur itne time se chup chap baitha hai......teri tabiyat to thik thak hai n.......aur tu ye baar baar class ke bahar kya dekh raha hai". I said looking at Munna "Kuch nhi bhai bas aaj class me mann nhi lag raha tha isliye time pass karne ke liye bahar dekh raha tha".

Then Munna said "matlab tu thik hai tujhe aise dekh ke main preshaan ho gya tha" .....I got a smile on my lips after listening to Munna's words. I thought "kitna achha dost mila hai mujhe". Then Munna said again in serious tone "Wo to achha hai ki tujhe kuch nhi hua hai nhi to main jaanwaron ke doctor ko kaha dhundhne jata tere ilaaz ke liye"........ I gave him wtf look and he starts laughing.

Then I shouted to Swati "Swati Munna tujhse kuch bolna chahta hai" and she said irritately look at Munna "Kya hai bolo"....... then I showed him (Munna ) creepy smile and Manna gave me poor look and said to me "Arre Ponga tune to mujhe phassa diya ab main usse kya bolun". I said him "Tu bol ki agli baar se mujhe aise nhi chidhayega to main tujhe bacha lunga abhi". He said "main tujhe abse sapne me bhi nhi chidhauga ab mujhe bcha le nahi to Swati mujhe kachha khaa jayegi"......Then I smiled at Munna & then said to Swati "Swati humme tumhari maths ki book chahiye hum dono aaj book Lana bhul gye hai...plz de do na"..... Swati said "thik hai deti hu".

Swati comes to our seat with her book and gives the book to Munna...Munna says looking at Swati  "Arre Pandat aaj bada Sundar lag raha hai tu" and Swati irritatingly rolled her eyes. My attention was somewhere else so i thought munna is said me this so i also said " Kyu main  Roz nhi dikhta". Then Munna wishperd to me "Kar di na tune wahi wali baat main tujhe thodi hi bol raha hu main to meri frock wali pandat ko bol raha hu". Then I gave a O look.

Then Munna said "waise tu naraaz to nhi hai na maine tujhe janwaar bola"... I said " bilkul bhi nhi main to tujhe bass preshaan karne ke liye aisa kiya"... Munna said " tu maane ya na maane janwaar to tu hai".....I put my hand on his shoulder and said while pressing "bulaun dobara teri frock wali pandit ko"......Munna said "Arre nhi Pagal hai kya rehne de Bhai main to bas majak kar raha tha tu baar baar serious kyu ho Raha"......I said "main to teri help kar raha tha Teri baat Swati se Kara ke".......Munna said "Bhai mat kar meri aisi help jisse main dar ke ki mar jaun"...... I said " bhai baat to teri sahi hai itna dar to hummne science teachers se bhi nhi lgta jitna dar Naina Swati aur Naina ki bahan se lagta hai" ...... Munna said confusedly " Isme Naina ki bahan kaha se aa gyi wo to humare class me bhi nhi hai"

I got a little nervous and said "bhai ye sab chod break time ho gaya hai canteen chalte hai bahot bhukh lagi hai".......he said " thik hai chal"..

To be continued

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