Kisse Kahani

Punishment 😂

Note: This is is only for fun purpose and it doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sentiments. Don't try to find logic.

This os starts after the blast. Here, Karan managed to survive the blast and balli fled away taking advantage of which, the latter disguised himself as balli. Everything happened same as in the show till ekta cultural programme fiasco. The bomb was diffused after which Karan revealed that he is the real Karan. This truth not only hurted Monami but also enraged her. She kept avoiding Karan after that. A week later....

K:Yaar Monami ab toh maan jao na pichle ek hafte se tumhe manane ki koshish kar raha hoon. Dekho uss wakt main majboor tha. Jitna dukh jitni taklif tumhe hui utni hi mujhe bhi. Please Monu I am sorry. Chahe jo saza deni ho de do but please aise avoid mat karo you know I can't tolerate your avoidance.

M: Oh really Karan! Majboori? Are kam se kam mujhe toh bata sakte the na mujhe nahi toh Batra sir, ustad ji ya Faizi aur Sanju kisi ko toh bol sakte the. And yaa you are right taklif bahut hui pehle tumhe khone ki phir tumhe na pehchan pane ki phir tumhe Balli samajh ke tumhare saath batameezi karne ki isliye maafi toh tumhe nahi milegi Agent Shergill.

K: Monu please aisa mat karo bhaiya ke jane ke baad its only you and baby jiske saath mein khulkar baat kar sakta hoon apni feelings ke bare mein agar tum nahi baat karogi toh mai kaise rahunga?

( In mind: I hope yeh emotional blackmail karne ka idea jo baby ne diya tha voh kaam kar jaye. I am sorry Monu aisee emotional blackmail karne ke liye but ab koi aur option hi nahi choda tumne.)

Yahan apni Monu phisal gayi aur

Monu: (In mind: Yeh khadoos mereko emotional blackmail karne ka try kar raha hai kya? But jo bhi ho isse zyada der naraz toh aise bhi nahi reh sakti. Pichle ek hafte mein teddies chocolates aur na jane kya kya kar raha mafi magne ke liye. Bechare ne toh ganna gake manane ka bhi try kiya tha aur toh aur date bhi plan ki....maaf kar doon kya?.... 💡 Idea)

To karan: Accha theek hai main tumhe maaf karne ke liye ready hoon but uske liye tumhe ek punishment puri karni padegi.

Karan: Tum jo bologi main voh karunga mujhe sab manzoor hai.

M: Are pehle punishment toh sun lo.

K: Haan Haan bolo

Phir Monu Karan ke kaan mein uski punishment batati hai aur voh shock ho jata hai.

One hour later In Karzi's room:

F: Hah Hah Haah. Are vaah janab ji kya punishment mili hai aapko maza aa gaya.

K: Abe o sandh ab hasta rahega ya madad bhi karega kuch.

F: Janab ji aapki madad iss mamle mein toh khud Allah miya nahi kar sakte hum nacheez ki kya hasiyat. Haah haa ha aur voh haste hue bahar chala jata hai.

Just then Barkha comes there with baby
B: Are Karan kya kua tum abhi tak yahi ho gaye nahi tumhe toh abhi tak Mumbai pahonch jana chahiye tha.

K: Kya bhabhi ab aap bhi mat shuru ho jao. Monami chahti hai ki main 12 ghante ke andar uske papa ko impress karun aur unse apni shadi ke liye consent leke aun. Aisi ajeeb  punishment kaun deta hai. Voh taklu badhau meri shakal na dekhe apni beti ki shadi ke liye consent khak dega. 😭😭😭. Maine decide kar liya hai main jaa raha hoon yahan se.

Baby: Kahan chachu Mumbai?

K: Nahi baby aapke chachu hamesha ke liye yeh sansar ki moh maya tyag ke Himalaya jaa rahe hai sanyasi banne kyunki ghrihast jivan ka sukh meri kismat se apki chachi ne maar maar ke nikal diya 😭

Listening to this both barkha and baby started laughing like a maniac just then someone enters-

Someone: Chote Shergills kabhi haar nahi mante. You can do it. Are agar bhul gaye ho toh yaad dila doon ki Barkha ke papa ko bhi tumne hi humari shaadi ke liye manaya tha. Vaise hi apne sasur ko bhi mana le.

K: Bhaiya aapko sach mein lagta hai ki VOH tareek kaam karega?

P: 100% karega.

B: Nahi aaj toh mujhe janna hi hai ki akhir papa humari shaadi ke liye maane kaise the. Har baar aaplog yeh baat tal dete ho.

Dono bhaiyon ke pasine chutne lage.

P: Aaare aaare....kya kya tu..tum.. b...bhi.. bek...bekar ki baat leke baith gayi. Hume toh aaj shopping jana hai na.

Phir voh shopping chale jate hain.

10 hrs later in Mess: ( Everyone except Karan is present there, and except Param all are tensed)
M: Sid yeh khadoos Shergill abhi tak kyun nahi aaya? Voh yeh kar toh payega na. Mujhe usse ab aur door nahi rehna.😞

S: Kamini kisne kaha tha yeh punishment dene ab bhugat. Yeh walnut Karan bro I mean sir ko phoolti ant se dekh nahi sakte aur tune...huhh😒

Everyone else bangs their head😤

Sanju: Siddharth voh phoolti ant na photi ankh hoto hai aur tune agar ek aur baar apni chirkutai dikhai na toh...😠

Just then Karan enters with walnut.

W: Main Karan se shaadi karne ke liye taiyaar hoon. 😌

Everyone: Whatttt!!😱😱

W:I mean Monami aur Karan ki shaadi karvane ke liye. Maine toh date bhi finalize kar li hai kal hi engagement hogi aur yeh training khatam hone ke baad ek mahine mein shaadi.

M: Papa aap aap sach keh rahe hain aur phir voh aur sid khushi se nachne lagte hai.

Mrs Batra: Are chalo ab sab apne kamron mein jao aur so jao raat kafi ho gayi hai. Kal drills bhi hai. Aur Mahajan ji aap aaj yahi ruk jaiye.

Walnut phir Karan ko dekhta hai voh nod karke use haan kehne ko bolta hai and walnut agrees. Yeh sab dekh kar sabhi shock ho jate hai. 😗

M: Karan tumne papa ko kaise manaya? I mean aisa kya kiya ki voh tumhari haan mein haan milaye jaa rhe hai. Bolo🤨

K: Are kuch nahi bas humne baatein ki aur yeh maan gaye kyun hai na?

W: haa haa haa Karan ekdum sahi bol raha hai. 🙂

Phir sab apne room mein chale jate hai except walnut moran and Param. Actually Monami jaa rahi hoti hai par voh dekhti hai ki walnut statue jaise khada hai toh uske kandhe pe haath rakhti hai. Walnut chonk jate hai aur monu shock ho jati hai.

M: kya hua papa aap aise kyun

K: kuch nahi bas thak gaye honge aur haan inhe chakkar aa raha tha gadi mein ab mere pyare sasur ji ko dawai de dena. I don't want ki unki tabiyat kharab ho jaye.

M: Kya papa? Aap mere saath chaliye aapka bp check karke apko dawai deti hoon.
Phir voh unhe apne sath le jati hai aur Param Karan ke paas jata hai.

P: Sabash chote I knew it ki tu yeh karlega.😂

K: Thanks to you bhaiya aapne hi idea diya tha varna mein toh...

P: Are mere bhai idea mene diya par tha toh tera jo tune mujhe mere sasur ji ko patane ko diya tha.

K: Ab main itan bhi khuch khas nahi hoon bhaiya😁

P: Waise tere vala mere vale se sakt jaan nikla mere vala toh 2 ghante mein hi maan gaya tha.😚

K: Are bhai pucho mat mere vale ne toh pure 4 ghante lagaye hain par at the end man gaye. 😋

P: Waise tune inhe jhulaya kahan tha I mean mere vale ko toh Shergill mansion ki chat se latkaya tha but aaj toh tu vahan nhi gaya tha toh phir??

K: Are JCB ki help se khai ke upar ulta jhula dala tha. 5-6 dhamkiyan di phir samjh gaye.😏. Accha bhaiya JCB mein baithe baithe inko jhula jhula ke main bahut thak gaya hoon ab jaake ao jata hoon.😚

Next Day Monami forgave Karan and walnut toh subha ka suraj nikalne se pehle hi ghar vapas chale gaye surgery ka bahana bana ke.

M: Karan pata hai kal papa ka bp itan high tha mujhe toh laga ki unko kisi cheez ka shock laga hai.😕

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