Bitchy lines (random quotes)

Second slap.

Too bad bitching doesn't burn calories. You'd be skinny as hell!

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Do not summon my inner bitch. She doesn't play nice.

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Bitchcraft. The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.

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I'm not really a bitch. I just play one in your life.

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I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on a fire and I had water, I'd drink it.

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I should have been born with a warning label.

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Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

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When life knocks you down.... Graciously get back up, smile and politely say, "You hit like a bitch."

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I hate having to be nice to a bitch when I really want to ravage her fucking face with an stiletto heel.

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If I could claw your face with my nails, I would.

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Just like the alphabet, bitch. "I" come before "U".

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Girls don't dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they'd just walk around naked all the time.

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Women only need 3.5inches to achieve maximum pleasure.......it's called a credit card.

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For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.

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I'm not rude, I speak what everyone else hasn't the balls to say.

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Sarcasm: Because beating the shit out of people is illegal.

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Is it rude to throw a breath mint in somebody's mouth while they are talking?

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We're in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.

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My ex? Yeah, I'd still hit that. Only this time......it will be with a car or a baseball bat.

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Control your WHOREmones, slut.

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Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.

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Smile at the bitch who brings you down. Laugh at the jackass who screws you over. And point the middle finger your middle finger at the idiots who don't know any better.

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To do list:

1) Buy four pigs.
2) Paint 1,2,3,5 on their backs.
3) Release them in a mart.
4) Sit back and watch security search for number 4.

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"I need a boyfriend." No, you need water, because you sound thirsty.

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If I don't like you, sweetie trust me, I won't pretend.

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Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

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Some people just need a high five.....on the face, with a brick.

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Never sacrifice who you are just because someone has a problem with it.

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Showing cleavage doesn't fix your face.

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If you're going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass.