The M.D.C. Handbook

so you want a good cover

        ANSWERS
        a. YES: simple titles with no gimmicks are always the best
        b. NO: no one here is a professional, those who claim to be are lying to compensate
        c. NO: do not request on closed threads
        d. MAYBE: most free covers are risky, but some are really good; look for other clues
        e. NO: there's no such thing as "almost free," it's a gimmick and you shouldn't give in to them
        f. NO: they only sell icons, you want a cover
        g. YES: short, sweet, and to the point is usually good
        h. NO: this thread and others are not for requests! 
        i. YES: browsing through premades can be fun, and you may find one you like
        j. NO: designers sometimes use "ketchup" to mean "closed" (to catch up on requests)

                5. This is NOT a one-and-done situation. 

Treat your cover-finding process as if you had a real manuscript and were really self-publishing. You shouldn't click on the first thread that says "covers" and start filling out their form. How can you know what else is out there? I suggest opening multiple threads in new tabs. I suggest clicking a later page once you're done with the first page, or refreshing a couple times. Read through each thread! Don't just look at their examples (which is obviously important), but read their rules and watch how they threat their customers and make sure you understand their form(s). If you're unsure of something, ask first and don't risk messing up the form or breaking a rule. We honestly don't mind!

If they state the payment required, be sure to read it. If your designer offers too much as payment, do not request from them. They're usually an amateur with no idea of how much their work should cost. Be wary of, "Give two comments that are 6+ lines long on my book, give my book a shoutout, and give me a dedication, and follow, and credit."

Last  but not least, make sure you DO NOT request at a thread that's closed. If it says "CLOSED" somewhere in the title or on the first post, don't fill out a form. This means your designer isn't accepting requests, and they may get annoyed if you try to request. 

                6. So you've filled out the form. 

Wait for your designer to accept you. If your designer takes longer than 48 hours to accept you, nudge them or cancel your request. Designers who waste your time are not worth your time. HOWEVER, do not pressure them before the 48 hours are up. They might be sleeping, or at school, or visiting Grandma. Give them a chance!

Kindly complete the payment while you wait for your cover to get done. Do not put this off!

Your cover can take anyway from 2 to 15 days to get done, depending on how many requests the designer has, how hard those requests are, and how busy they are. Ask your designer if they're still doing your cover if you see that they've been inactive for a few days, or if it's been longer than two weeks since you requested. After three weeks, give up and request somewhere else. 

However, don't forget to be kind and treat your designers with respect. They are giving you a service (cover making) in exchange for a service (follow, comment, or dedication etc), so you are NOT above them. (If you were giving them actual money, it's different.) So, don't act entitled. It will make the designer dislike you, and they may not try as hard on your cover.

                7. So, you've gotten your cover. 

Do you like it? Is it everything you hoped for? Truth is, even if you do follow these tips, you might not get the cover of your dreams. That's life. But, you still have to thank the designer, tell them whether or not you'll use it, and all that jazz. If you don't want to use it, tell them and they will make it a premade. It's really not that big of a deal. You don't want to know HOW many times a client claimed they would use my cover, but never did. That really ticks me off. Just tell us if you don't like it! 

If you like it, use the cover! Try to use it for at least two weeks. It's better if you use it for months or even forever. 

If you don't like it, repeat the process. If you have to repeat the process more than twice, it might mean your standards are too high. Loosen up and trust your designer. We're amateurs--we can't give you exactly what you want if what you want is a black-haired girl with one white glove on her left hand clutching a leather-bound book with a pentagram etched into it with a goat engulfed in flames in the background. We're not miracle workers, here. 

But, I hope you get the cover of your dreams! Hey, if any of you try out these tips and it works, let me know. Also, I'd love to hear about your requesting experiences; the good, the bad, and the ugly. 

Happy requesting!