Solomon: okay, I think there's something at Purgatory Hall
Simeon: we always hear strange noises
Satan: which noises?
Luke: like... something moving in the ceiling. During the night!
MC, in the distance: *munch munch munch*
Luke: *SKRIEEEEKKKK* THE MONSTER IS HERE TOO!!!
Solomon: *stares*... are you telling me that the Alien was MC since the beginning?
MC: yo Ripley what's up
ESTÁ A LER
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Outros géneros[𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘] I'm a sucker for Obey Me(at least everyone exluding belphegor) so i thought why not make a incorrect quotes book since i don't have any hobbies we're here. Credits go the people who made them
