About me you ask?
Ah! What a change from the past!
Cuz this world has barely any class.

I like raindrops and morning dew.
Why? I have no clue.
Many dragons I have slew,
with my bare hands, may I add too.

I adore the color green.
Though it might just be a phase of teens-
Just as skinny jeans
and the urge to be lean.

I hate dresses.
They're just messes.
Maybe if the were red-ish,
but that going off guesses.

Chocolate, I can't stand
"Why?!" You demand.
It's hard to understand.

Puppies I adore,
I can't resist their allure.
I have three, but want more.
But, alas! I'm too poor.

Lettuce is good.
Eat it as a snack, I would,
Just sneak it under my hood.

So inconstant this is.
But that's what makes me Liz.

By the way:

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
This really sucks,
So it's going into the loo.

Yeah, I'm not a good poet.
And yeah, I love AVPM and AVPS

When do I update?
Please don't hate,
but I don't have certain dates.
I wait until my ideas are great.

This is my lame way of saying I don't know when I update. I can't force myself to write, but I tend to update most commonly on weekends about every two weeks.

Please send banners or covers or any burning questions about my story to my Wattpad email: notpresent7@gmail.com.
Don't you just hate it when you have to add random numbers to an email you want and then it just ruins the whole thing?
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Featured work.

Project Fat Suit

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Description: Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when...

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So I've been reading PFS just recently and I got up to Maria quoting AVPM and I almost had a heart attack!! Thank you for being an amazing author and a great fan girl!!! 
PFS is one of the greatest stories I read here on wattpad. I'm just wondering how are you though? Are you okay? You haven't been on wattpad for a while now. I hope you're doing fine! :)
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you wrote PFS pretty well.. and if you read this message, you can leave the story as it is.. but it'll be better if you update though.. but anyways whatever comes to you, hope you're alright. and ps. PFS IS THE BEST
OH MY WAFFLES! Project fat suit was just amzing!  It had the perfect mixture of humor, romance and yet when it got to the sad part it all felt so real.I was listening to wonderwall when I read leims letter. And I cryed. Its a rare occasion that I cry for a book, it was very touching. And the suspense.  I didn't even know we she was going to be with untill the end. Please update.I love your writing its fantastic! 
      All my love, xox
      Your die-hard fan
It's so funny and cool how you have comments from 2014 (which isn't that long ago but still) and some from like an hour ago. But yea I just read your rant that you posted a Long time ago and I hope your ok and nothing bad happened and I also hope your doing good with college! Best of luck not_present. (You don't even have to  update you could really leave your book like that and it would make sense)