About

About me you ask?
Ah! What a change from the past!
Cuz this world has barely any class.

I like raindrops and morning dew.
Why? I have no clue.
Many dragons I have slew,
with my bare hands, may I add too.

I adore the color green.
Though it might just be a phase of teens-
Just as skinny jeans
and the urge to be lean.

I hate dresses.
They're just messes.
Maybe if the were red-ish,
but that going off guesses.

Chocolate, I can't stand
"Why?!" You demand.
It's hard to understand.

Puppies I adore,
I can't resist their allure.
I have three, but want more.
But, alas! I'm too poor.

Lettuce is good.
Eat it as a snack, I would,
Just sneak it under my hood.

So inconstant this is.
But that's what makes me Liz.
 
By the way:

Roses are red. 
Violets are blue.
This really sucks,
So it's going into the loo. 

Yeah, I'm not a good poet.
And yeah, I love AVPM and AVPS

When do I update?
Please don't hate,
but I don't have certain dates.
I wait until my ideas are great.

This is my lame way of saying I don't know when I update. I can't force myself to write, but I tend to update most commonly on weekends about every two weeks.

Please send banners or covers or any burning questions about my story to my Wattpad email: notpresent7@gmail.com.
Don't you just hate it when you have to add random numbers to an email you want and then it just ruins the whole thing?
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Project Fat Suit

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Hey! I really hope you're alright! I just want to let you know not to listen to rude comments here. If you can't write, you can't write! Whatever's going on, I hope you're okay. I hope you'll come back and join us soon! Until then, loves and hugs and kisses and everything good! 

<3
Verajb posted a message to not_present
im not trying to rush you or anything, well i kinda am. its been months and i think people will start to forget the characters, plot, and things that happened in the story the longer you wait to update, and then eventually lose interest in the book. this book is really famous and i believe you have a responsibility/dedication to all the readers and people who continue to support the book by constantly commiting to it and asking for updates, to update the book. this was my favorite book, but when you have to wait looing for a book to get updated, you look for a different book to replace it. even though i do that, im still hoping this book will get updated soon.
euphoricminds posted a message to not_present
i get that college sucks and stuff but maybe when you have a break you can try to ease back into writing, slowly of course, because we really miss you and if it's really something you love, you gotta get that passion for it back :) please don't disappear on us forever ahahaha
SMILER_XD posted a message to not_present
Can you please update soon. I know a lot of people bother you about this but it's January 2015 and this was last updated in June or July 2014. We miss you and we want you to come back. Your a very talented writer and I know I takes time but can you please try your best.