About

About me you ask?
      Ah! What a change from the past!
      Cuz this world has barely any class.
      
      I like raindrops and morning dew.
      Why? I have no clue.
      Many dragons I have slew,
      with my bare hands, may I add too.
      
      I adore the color green.
      Though it might just be a phase of teens-
      Just as skinny jeans
      and the urge to be lean.
      
      I hate dresses.
      They're just messes.
      Maybe if the were red-ish,
      but that going off guesses.
      
      Chocolate, I can't stand
      "Why?!" You demand.
      It's hard to understand.
      
      Puppies I adore,
      I can't resist their allure.
      I have three, but want more.
      But, alas! I'm too poor.
      
      Lettuce is good.
      Eat it as a snack, I would,
      Just sneak it under my hood.
      
      So inconstant this is.
      But that's what makes me Liz.
       
      By the way:
      
      Roses are red. 
      Violets are blue.
      This really sucks,
      So it's going into the loo. 
      
      Yeah, I'm not a good poet.
      And yeah, I love AVPM and AVPS
      
      When do I update?
      Please don't hate,
      but I don't have certain dates.
      I wait until my ideas are great.
      
      This is my lame way of saying I don't know when I update. I can't force myself to write, but I tend to update most commonly on weekends about every two weeks.
      
      Please send banners or covers or any burning questions about my story to my Wattpad email: notpresent7@gmail.com.
      Don't you just hate it when you have to add random numbers to an email you want and then it just ruins the whole thing?
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Project Fat Suit

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Description: Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when...


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One Shots

One Shots

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A collection of short stories that may or not make logical sense. Anyways, enjoy :)

Kidnapped for a Fancy Teapot?

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Evangeline Jones's life revolves around her parents' antique shop. Someone breaks in the middle of the n...

MelanieV13 posted a message to not_present
Hi there! 
      
      I know, I know. I shouldn't be going on telling you to hurry up!!! But your story is so good and you've been making me wait for almost a year... A girl can only wait so long before she gets impatient... Please update.. Find some time to write something up even if it's changes the whole story. A good twist will do:) all I am saying is take some of your spare time and write a few pages. That's all u have to do. Don't keep us waiting! Look at all the comments below! We're dying for the next chapter and when the story will be completed or then it will be stuck in a library forever lost in with the other books or maybe even deleted because you might never update. I'm not trying to be mean or anything like that, I just want people like me who enjoy reading to read a completed story sooner or later. 
      
      
Hey, girl. I don't know what happened to you, since I can't seem to scroll down that far. I hope you're okay, and find motivation to continue PFS in the future. I don't mind waiting.
Why haven't you updated PFS in nearly a year? Are you alright? I don't mind waiting but at least give us some sign that you're here...just something. I hope you're alright. 
Tropicalum8 posted a message to not_present
I think I'll die if you don't finish PFS. It's probably one of the best novels I've read on wattpad, and that's saying a lot considering I'm really picky. I hope you're okay and doing well, I know we all miss you. You're hilarious and an amazing writer! xx(: