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Name Liz
Location Wouldn't you like to know?
Member Since Jun 01, 2011
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About me you ask?
Ah! What a change from the past!
Cuz this world has barely any class.

I like raindrops and morning dew.
Why? I have no clue.
Many dragons I have slew,
with my bare hands, may I add too.

I adore the color green.
Though it might just be a phase of teens-
Just as skinny jeans
and the urge to be lean.

I hate dresses.
They're just messes.
Maybe if the were red-ish,
but that going off guesses.

Chocolate, I can't stand
"Why?!" You demand.
It's hard to understand.

Puppies I adore,
I can't resist their allure.
I have three, but want more.
But, alas! I'm too poor.

Lettuce is good.
Eat it as a snack, I would,
Just sneak it under my hood.

So inconstant this is.
But that's what makes me Liz.
 
By the way:

Roses are red. 
Violets are blue.
This really sucks,
So it's going into the loo. 

Yeah, I'm not a good poet.
And yeah, I love AVPM and AVPS

When do I update?
Please don't hate,
but I don't have certain dates.
I wait until my ideas are great.

This is my lame way of saying I don't know when I update. I can't force myself to write, but I tend to update most commonly on weekends about every two weeks.

Please send banners or covers or any burning questions about my story to my Wattpad email: notpresent7@gmail.com.
Don't you just hate it when you have to add random numbers to an email you want and then it just ruins the whole thing?

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