About

About me you ask?
Ah! What a change from the past!
Cuz this world has barely any class.

I like raindrops and morning dew.
Why? I have no clue.
Many dragons I have slew,
with my bare hands, may I add too.

I adore the color green.
Though it might just be a phase of teens-
Just as skinny jeans
and the urge to be lean.

I hate dresses.
They're just messes.
Maybe if the were red-ish,
but that going off guesses.

Chocolate, I can't stand
"Why?!" You demand.
It's hard to understand.

Puppies I adore,
I can't resist their allure.
I have three, but want more.
But, alas! I'm too poor.

Lettuce is good.
Eat it as a snack, I would,
Just sneak it under my hood.

So inconstant this is.
But that's what makes me Liz.
 
By the way:

Roses are red. 
Violets are blue.
This really sucks,
So it's going into the loo. 

Yeah, I'm not a good poet.
And yeah, I love AVPM and AVPS

When do I update?
Please don't hate,
but I don't have certain dates.
I wait until my ideas are great.

This is my lame way of saying I don't know when I update. I can't force myself to write, but I tend to update most commonly on weekends about every two weeks.

Please send banners or covers or any burning questions about my story to my Wattpad email: notpresent7@gmail.com.
Don't you just hate it when you have to add random numbers to an email you want and then it just ruins the whole thing?
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Featured work.

Project Fat Suit

Social data: 21.4M reads. 339K votes. 156K comments.

Description: Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when...


Other Works by not_present.
One Shots

One Shots

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A collection of short stories that may or not make logical sense. Anyways, enjoy :)

Kidnapped for a Fancy Teapot?

Kidnapped for a Fancy Teapot?

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Evangeline Jones's life revolves around her parents' antique shop. Someone breaks in the middle of the n...

appgirl2050 posted a message to not_present
can u like update PFT cuz I absolutely lovedddd the book and I don't see a reason why u should have to put an halt to outing up new chaps of d book srsly I love every bit of it
Oh my gosh you are an outstanding writer and your books are hilarious,exquisite, and over all amazing. Please continue writing and updating your books I love them so much!! Btw I lmfao (dying of laughter) when reading project fat suit.
Argo2-4ever posted a message to not_present
Guys, look, if you really want a continuation of Project Fat Suit, why don't you guys write fanfictions/continuations of this story and tag it PFS? When she comes back, she can look at what you guys have written, and it might give her inspiration. When she does come back on, though, please don't pressure her into using your idea, it won't help her out at all if everyone is expecting so much from her and she can't please all of you. Write whatever you want for this story, just be sure to tag it with PFS and don't make it rated higher than PG-13. And yes, I am well aware of the fact that I'm using movie ratings and (possibly) not book ratings. I'm ranting getting off topic here, aren't I?

Look, the bottom line is, write your own continuation for Project Fat Suit, tag it PFS, and show not_present how much we care about her story. And make the plot believable, keep everything appropriate (enough), and keep the same characters (so no random new characters that just suddenly pop up out of nowhere).