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Name Liz
Location Wouldn't you like to know?
Member Since Jun 01, 2011
Votes Received 39,211
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About me you ask?
Ah! What a change from the past!
Cuz this world has barely any class.

I like raindrops and morning dew.
Why? I have no clue.
Many dragons I have slew,
with my bare hands, may I add too.

I adore the color green.
Though it might just be a phase of teens-
Just as skinny jeans
and the urge to be lean.

I hate dresses.
They're just messes.
Maybe if the were red-ish,
but that going off guesses.

Chocolate, I can't stand
"Why?!" You demand.
It's hard to understand.

Puppies I adore,
I can't resist their allure.
I have three, but want more.
But, alas! I'm too poor.

Lettuce is good.
Eat it as a snack, I would,
Just sneak it under my hood.

So inconstant this is.
But that's what makes me Liz.
 
By the way:

Roses are red. 
Violets are blue.
This really sucks,
So it's going into the loo. 

Yeah, I'm not a good poet.
And yeah, I love AVPM and AVPS

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Project Fat Suit

Project Fat Suit

Humor #26 / Romance #28
40 parts / 187 pages, updated Jun 15, 2013PG-13
Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. ... read more
2,283,793 reads votes 39,288 comments 6,743
One Shots

One Shots

3 parts / 7 pages, updated Jul 25, 2012
A collection of short stories that may or not make logical sense. Anyways, enjoy :)
2,818 reads votes 77 comments 25
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PrestigeElite
PrestigeElite

1 day ago
Hai! I'm writing a one-shot for your competition and I'm making a weird twist. I'm adding characters from my story into your story and merging them. It'll be weird, but when it's posted I hope you like it :3
GMfreak64
GMfreak64

1 day ago
The crazy thing is you wanted to have no presence on Wattpad and now you're number ten in two categories and 36, 000+ votes
Kendahl
Kendahl

1 day ago
It's been a long time since I've read a generally GOOD story on wattpad. I mean 99% your grammar is perfect, the plot is brilliant, your characters compliment eachother beautifully, and this story can literally make me laugh, or even make me sad. Project fat suit is just pure brilliance. Thank you for being brilliant. Your writing is just awesome.
peachy4
peachy4

1 day ago
Hey! I love your story and I decided to do a one- shot for your contest thingy.

Here it is:
http://www.wattpad.com/19107156-project-fat-suit-one-shot

haha I had fun writing it and I hope you enjoy! 

:)
Ashley282
Ashley282

1 day ago
I like how your profile has a lot of rhymes. It's pretty cool. Yes, I stalked your profile.  :-)
I love your stories. Your style is just so amazing. As your 3000th follower, I declare you as my favourite writer ever. Sorry, I know no one really cares about the 3000th part but I just had to get that out. •~•
LeleBlackberry
LeleBlackberry

2 days ago
Project fat suit is my all time favorite book. check my profile if you don't believe me.
TaintedRain
TaintedRain

2 days ago
it's no problem! <3 hahaha i've been following your story for like ever (: it's one of the only three that i've stuck to. :3


ahahaa thanks! :D 

and i just realized that i missed two chapters. i'm going to go read them now before i implode o:
TaintedRain
TaintedRain

2 days ago
C O N G R A T S on your read count! you deserve every single one of them (:
MrsGrinch
MrsGrinch

2 days ago
ha XD discovered your story today, thank you so much for making me laugh for the entire day :)

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