Jade Smith

I really suck at writing these 'about me' sections, but here we go...
My name is Jade [insert the surnames of about 50 celebrities and fictional characters]. I am REALLY bad at writing these things so instead I shall make lists:

Favourite Artists:
~Train
~Imagine Dragons
~The Fray
~ Birds Of Tokyo
~Matchbox 20
~Lifehouse
~Mumford & Sons
~Of Monsters and Men
and a lot more that i can't list 'coz of this stupid character limit 

Fandoms:
~The Hunger Games
~Merlin
~Harry Potter
~Glee
~Doctor Who
~Percy Jackson
~Maximum Ride
~Divergent
~The Mortal Instruments
~Lord of the Rings
~Supernatural

I have run out of things to make lists about. I am sad. Here is a list of why I am sad:
~Catching Fire doesn't come out for a long time
~Lists are beneficial and help to repel ponies (ponies are evil.)
~Merlin is finished forever
~My favourite characters in every fandom ever are all dead/ forever alone/ sad
~We are out of Tim Tams.

OH LOOK I MADE ANOTHER LIST!!! Here is a list of other things you should know:
~Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.
~School should die. I just keep wishing I could think of a way to show them that they don't own me. I'm more than just a piece in their school. 
~There are many evil creatures you should look out for. Here is a sub-list of them:
-Ponies. They are evil.
-Crombies. Crombies are crayon zombies. They eat crayons. Beware.
- Wombles. They are the most terrifying creatures EVER. No one knows what they look like because they are just that terrifying.
-Logs. LOGS ARE THE WORST! THEY ARE SO EVIL THAT THEY ARE ABLE TO RIDE PONIES INTO BATTLE. DO YOU KNOW WHY VOLDEMORT HAS NO NOSE? ITS BECAUSE THE LOGS DECIDED TO TRIP HIM OVER IN THE HOPES THAT DE-NOSING HIM WOULD MAKE HIM EVIL ENOUGH TO ALLY WITH THEM. IT DIDN'T WORK.
~I am telepathetic with the ficus in the corner of the math room. Telepathetic is like telekinetic, but BETTER!  
~Character limit is stupid.