VAS HAPPENIN' MY LITTLE BOOBEARS!
My name is... *drum roll*
S O P H I A ! ! ! <3
But you can just call me Mitzy :)
To start off a little fun facts about myself...
I AM QUEEN OF THE POTATO PEOPLE!
Just kidding... or am i? *dramatic psycho music*
No i really am just insanely random, so just ignore me and i'll go away. *POOF!*
there is just one thing you need to know. you read my stories, you are officially my penguin. You will join the alliance of all of my little penguins and i shall love you for eternity.
Oh yeah! and i'm in love with these guys named One Erection?? i don't know if you've heard of them but if you see them, then tell them that Mitzy said their hair has magical powers.
<3 LARRY STYLINSON FOREVER! <3
I will ship this couple until i'm 6ft underground for whatever insane reason i might be dead. Seriously, with my life, ya' never know. They're real and i don't give a crap what you say! A part of me believes Eleanor and that her and Loubear are really in love, but that doesn't stop me knowing that our curly haired boy is madly infatuated with Louis!
Beware of the square dancing chickens... enough said.
Oh and if anyone sees the fairies that have been nicking off with my redvines, please warn them that i shall be hunting them down with the intention of shooting them in the face.
MORE FUN FACTS!
Besides 1D... I also love peeps like; Ed Sheeran, Will.i.am, The Fray, The Script, Eminem, Rhianna, Gorillaz, Bruno Mars, Beyonce, Panic! at the disco, Simple plan, The Wanted, We the kings, LMFAO, Jessie J, My Chemical Romance, Paramore, ADELE, Queen, The Beatles, Coldplay, Adam Lambert, David Guetta, Nicki Minaj, All time low, Christina Perri, Linkin Park, Flo Rida, Foster the people and GymclassHeroes!
Well i guess that's about it... i hope my bio doesn't make you want to shove cinnamon up your nose and tear off your eyebrows with ducktape... PEACE MY LOVELIES