kendallrocks

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I'm a guy
 I like purple
 I live in America
 I'm straight 
 I'm taken ♥ 5/17/13 
 I'm nice to people 
 I like to make people laugh 
 I like it here everyone's nice :) 
 I play soccer (football) soccer/football same thing ( I'm not talking american football) 
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                                                                   advice 
      It is good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling
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Actual comments made by NYC teachers on their report cards as of their final narratives.


1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig.

2. I would not allow this student to breed.

3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

4. Your child is depriving a village of an idiot.

5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together.

7. This child has been working with glue too much.

8. When tour daughter’s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t here.

10. If this student were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.

11. It’s impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is gone.

    people u should fan: 
@samrocks22k : My best friend :D 
@TaStExThExRaInBoW: Fun person to be around :D
@AshleeyLovesYew : She's like a sister to me :)
@mimiapple2224 :) My friend 
@EllieM92 : Best friend ever :D 
 @Forever_Loved_B : Sort of like a sister to me :)

       GO FAN THEM ALL! AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO FANNED ME!!!!!  
If theres anything you want to say to me write on my message board.