I'm joecool123 and it probably took you around... six seconds to read this. I'm helping you waste your time. You're welcome. 

(Writing tip of the moment: note the context in which I just used 'your' and 'you're.' .... Cool. Glad we had this talk.) 

"The Bro Code" Won a Watty Award for Most Popular Humor Story in 2012 - so that's pretty awesome. Thanks for that. 

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---- Oh ---- and if you know of anyone who's plagiarizing my stories because they're either too uncreative to write their own or their soul is as dark as this font (or for some other reason!) pleaseeeeeeeeeeee tell me. 

Thanks for stopping by and I hope you like my stories. 

P.S. If you have a funny joke or cool anecdote... don't hesitate. I love those things.
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No Capes

Social data: 4.3M reads. 132K votes. 67.5K comments.

Description: “Why wear a mask?” I whispered as my fingers brushed the satin garment that revealed only his enigmatic eyes. “No one can find out my real identity,” He replied, his gaze pouring into mine, “Anyone could be behind this mask. Besides, it keeps me...

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Congratulations!!!!! ^.^ I'm sure that did you proud. I love NC and I have been recommending it to everyone I know! Lol it's truly an amazing book I love it. Update soon!! =^.^=
stormyhumboldt posted a message to joecool123
You are blessed.  Not all of us had dads, let alone one who cares enough to get so close.  Congratulations and blessings on your dad from me.  -----Stormy
Airbear514 posted a message to joecool123
NO CAPES IS LITTERLY THE BEST!! And I only started reading it 2 days ago and now I'm on the last chapter and I'm not kidding like last night I couldn't stop reading so then it turned 12 and I was like okay let's go to sleep so I then woke up at 8 and read for another hour!!! And I HATE reading I even am making my friends and family get this app and read this book I think that it's super impressive how just 1 random person can write the BEST book ever and I just wanted to thank u for letting me and everyone else for writing this Wickedly awesome book Keep up the fabulos work  

Airbear514 No Capes #1 fan
cleo_puff posted a message to joecool123
No Capes stole my heart. I honestly think Damien is Hyperion Gold because of who DS is. (Don't wan't to spoil it) It's just a hunch because of what happened at the masquerade ball