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I'm joecool123 and it probably took you around... six seconds to read this. I'm helping you waste your time. You're welcome. 

(Writing tip of the moment: note the context in which I just used 'your' and 'you're.' .... Cool. Glad we had this talk.) 

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---- Oh ---- and if you know of anyone who's plagiarizing my stories because they're either too uncreative to write their own or their soul is as dark as this font (or for some other reason!) pleaseeeeeeeeeeee tell me. 

Thanks for stopping by and I hope you like my stories. 

P.S. If you have a funny joke or cool anecdote... don't hesitate. I love those things.
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  • Joined:
    2 years ago


2 Published Works

Featured work.

No Capes

Social data: 2.3M reads. 67.5K votes. 26.3K comments.

Description: “Why wear a mask?” I whispered as my fingers brushed the satin garment that revealed only his enigmatic eyes. “No one can find out my real identity,” He replied, his gaze pouring into mine, “Anyone could be behind this mask. Besides, it...

#1 in Adventure #1 in ChickLit

Other Works by joecool123.
The Bro Code

The Bro Code

13.9M 217K 45.6K

Rule number 4: If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of t...

#417 in Humor #629 in Teen Fiction
marine1alvarez posted a message to joecool123
I've read both your stories and can I just say they're incredible. I absolutely love how diverse your quotes are in 'No Capes' as in HP and then Paper Towns and I just ahiaskdhwialsn. I love the sarcastic way your characters think and it's just... you make your readers feel like a family (cliché, I know) but it's true because you reference books with huge fandoms that make you insanely happy when you realize you're not the only one who loves it. And how you're a guy but you're good at girl's perspectices. Wow, way too long, sorry. Amazing writer. Thank you :)