Name The name's Cool.
Location Chillin in my treehouse
Member Since Feb 16, 2012
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I'm joecool123 and it probably took you around... six seconds to read this. I'm helping you waste your time. You're welcome. 

(Writing tip of the moment: note the context in which I just used 'your' and 'you're.' .... Cool. Glad we had this talk.) 

You can access my facebook page for updates, fun facts, and to fulfill your daily procrastination quota here: 

ALSO - this should go without saying but I have to say it anyway: Please don't have conversations with other users on my message board, especially if they're of the 'not so nice' variety. I don't want my message board to turn into the door of some high school bathroom stall. Respect the message board and it will respect you. THANKS.

---- Oh ---- and if you know of anyone who's plagiarizing my stories because they're either too uncreative to write their own or their soul is as dark as this font (or for some other reason!) pleaseeeeeeeeeeee tell me. 

Thanks for stopping by and I hope you like my stories. 

P.S. If you have a funny joke or cool anecdote... don't hesitate. I love those things.


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