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I don't know why but your story brings this song in my head-

Crazy Stupid Love by Cheryl Cole

it's lyrics goes like this---

I don't know how you do it to me
My brain just stops and sink my heart to my feet 
I'm on a roller coaster but I'm only going up
I'm in crazy stupid love
A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bowl of pretzels in front of him say, "Hey there good-looking. How you doing?". The man is creeped out but ignores it and orders a Pilsner beer. The bowl of pretzels once again starts talking, "A Pilsner, nice choice. You're a smart man." The man is starting to feel a little uncomfortable. He asks the bartender, "Hey! Why is this bowl of pretzels saying nice things to me?". The bartender casually replies, "Oh, don't worry. The pretzels are complimentary".