Alexis DeGroot

One word to describe me...... Crazy. Yeah, at least I admit that I'm not quite all there. I think that it's my best quality. I love being crazy, and I think that it helps me with my writing.
 
96% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD. I'M PART OF THE 4% WHO WILL.

 97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) 
standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 
2% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming, "DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!" 
then copy and paste this on your profile. If you're one of the 1% who would be up there with him about to throw him off, then laugh maniacally as you copy and paste this onto your profile. 

It take 7seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand up.
The woman has read this entire text.
The man is still looking at his thumb.

It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them.
The cops call it indecent exposure, but whatever.

Spongebob is absorbent and lives in Bikini Bottom. Does that mean that Spongebob's a tampon?

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