Isabella

I'm so clever that sometimes even I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying.

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Hi stalkers. Just a tiny note: I'm only 13, so don't expect too much from me in my stories; I write for entertainment, and to improve my skills. (Not that I had much to begin with.)

Good stuff (because I have a wide range of vocabulary):
- HARREH POTTAAAAAHH<3
- Humor/Sarcasm
- Music
- Books
- Danisnotonfire & AmazingPhil & Jenna Marbles
- Awkward moments (I live for these)

Bad stuff:
- Stereotypical people (e.g. OMG YOU'RE ASIAN, YOU MUST BE SMART. For the record, I am as smart as a box of rocks, and that's saying something)
- People who do not understand my humor and sarcasm
- Try-hards. Seriously guys, there's no point if you're not yourself. 

There's a fine line between: 
- Giving constructive criticism and being a ... biaaaatch
- A tan and looking like you rolled in Doritos
- Confidence and arrogance
- Smelling nice and smelling like you went swimming in perfume
- Putting on make up and looking like a clown
- Honesty and rudeness
- Fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot

Random stuff that you probably wouldn't want to know:
- I'm sarcastic
- I can be very violent 
- I support gay rights
- I'm tall. With high heels on.
- I like reading
- Love making friends. I'm not creepy. I swear.

I'm a cool person (or maybe I'm just biased) so TALK TO ME. I don't bite. At least not over the internet.

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~HAPPY READING~

also i deleted my previous story Psychic Girl because i didn't like it and wrote it when i was 12 don't judge me okay thanks have a great day bye