TellTaleHeart aka Me aka That Chick Who Writes. Hi!

❝ In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on. ❞

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☞ *Please don't ask me to read your stories!* ☜


✤ I can be super mature, and super immature. Brace yourself.
✤ Despite how oh-so girlish and lady-like I might seem, I'm considered a tomboy. Or something like that.
✤ I'm awkward.
✤ The Hunger Games.
✤ I am a world champion procrastinator.  
✤ I have no conversational skills.
✤ My other account is @StarSpangled. Idk why I have it there's nothing on it so.
✤ The Walking Dead, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock.
✤ I pretty much only listen to Country music, Rock, and the occasional Eminem song. And maybe like three Pop-ish songs.
✤ I am so shy, that talking to people over the internet is just as nerve-wracking as face to face.
✤ I tend to have a life at the most inconvenient of times, so my updates will be all over the place.
✤ According to my Mom, 90% of the things I say are sarcastic, even if I don't realize it.
✤ I don't get angry easily or often, but there are a few things that will set me off.
✤ I laugh a lot...unnecessarily and awkwardly a lot.
✤ I like to think I'm smart, but sometimes I lack in common sense. And if it's past midnight, I turn into an emotional idiot.
✤ I will happily discuss any of the shows mentioned above, or random topics like the meaning of life and the universe and everything. Or cake.
✤ I blush so easily it's ridiculous, so I hate having any attention on me.
✤ No regrets✌
✤ I'm bad at advice, but I'm an amazing listener.
✤ I'm almost positive I have two separate personalities. They're very conflicting.
✤ I hate sock monkeys and porcelain dolls.
✤ My biggest fears are wasps and the electricity going out while I'm in the shower.
✤ I like ALT symbols.

  • Location:
    *chants* USA! USA!
  • Joined:
    4 years ago

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Talk About the Direct Approach...

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Description: Picture this: One day, you’re sitting on your porch when you spot a gorgeous guy stepping out of a car. You’re in your pajamas with noodles hanging out of your mouth when he sees you. The next thing you know, the sexy stranger is kidnap...

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"I swear, if a guy tries to hit on me using the line "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" I'm going...

Hey, I've been following TATDA for over a year now and just want you to know how much I love it! One of the best werewolf books I've ever read. I really look forward to the next update, so thank you for the brilliant read so far :D
Great to hear from you. I completely understand and I will wait as long as I need to for the next update. It's a great book and insanely funny. It had me on the ground for the most part. I love Dean for supernatural! Hope all is well x
Also if you've sent me a private message I have not seen it and will not see it bc for some reason the only things that show up are the same three messages from like a hundred years ago??? The notifications won't go away either idk. 
I didn't forget about my stories, I swear. I did, however, forget that it's been months and months since I last updated. This is going to sound lame, and I know you're all tired of excuses, but I'm trying to get my life into working order before I have to actually be an....adult. Ew. I know. But school/work/school work/family and friends is not giving me very many opportunities to do anything outside of them. 
I can't even give a rough estimate of when the next update will be. I put a whole days work into the next TATDA chapter when I finally had a Saturday off, hated it to high heavens, and deleted it. I had it planned out but reading through the comments and using general common sense, I've realized it's been dragged out too long. The problem is I can't just jump straight into a resolution even though everyone wants it. 
I don't want to feel overwhelmed with everything going on, but I am and it doesn't seem like it's going to let up. So I'll push through and try to get the chapters out. Just try to bear with me. I understand that most of you are thoroughly fed up with me; believe me I'm fed up with myself. But I won't give up on the story until the end, even if it takes me three more years and every last person has stopped reading. I can promise that much. 
And a side note, I'm not just being lazy or procrastinating, as some of you might think. I mean, I used to be able to binge watch tv shows on Netflix and now I'm MONTHS BEHIND ON SUPERNATURAL AND THE WALKING DEAD AND I CANT FIND THE TIME TO CATCH UP. THESE SHOWS ARE LIFE AND IM FALLING BEHIND ON THOSE TOO. 
Anyways this message has been brought to you by a half-dead-half-awake TellTaleHeart who did not mean to make this message this long or whiny. 
ps u should all listen to uptown funk ok I've been jammin out for the past couple weeks and idk it's gr8 and it's not even my usual style of music tHATS HOW GREAT IT IS. 

Stay amazing guys and gals and others xoxo