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TellTaleHeart

Name McLovin'
Location *chants* USA! USA!
Birthday May 28
Member Since Oct 04, 2010
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TellTaleHeart aka Me aka That Chick Who Writes. Hi!


❝ In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on. ❞


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☞ *Please don't ask me to read your stories!* ☜

↪ FUN & IRRELEVANT FACTS ABOUT ME:

✤ I can be super mature, and super immature. Brace yourself.
✤ Despite how oh-so girlish and lady-like I might seem, I'm considered a Tomboy. 
✤ I'm awkward.
✤ The Hunger Games.
✤ Jennifer Lawrence is my queen ok.
✤ I am a world champion procrastinator.  
✤ I have no conversational skills.
✤ My other account is @StarSpangled. Idk why I have it there's nothing on it so.
✤ The Walking Dead, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock.
✤ I pretty much only listen to Country music, Rock, and the occasional Eminem song. And maybe like three Pop-ish songs.
✤ I am so shy, that talking to people over the internet is just as nerve-wracking as face to face.
✤ I tend to have a life at the most inconvenient of times, so my updates will be all over the place.
✤ According to my BFF and Mom, 90% of the things I say are sarcastic, even if I don't realize it.
✤ I don't get angry easily or often, but there are a few things that will set me off.
✤ I laugh a lot...unnecessarily and awkwardly a lot.
✤ I like to think I'm smart, but sometimes I lack in common sense. And if it's past midnight, I turn into an emotional idiot.
✤ I will happily discuss any of the shows mentioned above, or random topics like the meaning of life and the universe and everything. Or cake.
✤ I blush so easily it's ridiculous, so I hate having any attention on me.
✤ No regrets✌
✤ I'm bad at advice, but I'm an amazing listener.
✤ I'm almost positive I have two separate personalities. They're very conflicting.
✤ I hate sock monkeys and porcelain dolls.
✤ My biggest fears are wasps and the electricity going out while I'm in the shower.
✤ I like ALT symbols.

♕♡✏✞♀♫♊

Works

Talk About the Direct Approach...

Talk About the Direct Approach...

44 parts / 156 pages, updated Jan 18, 2014PG-13
Picture this: One day, you’re sitting on your porch when you spot a gorgeous guy stepping out of a car. You’re in your pajamas with noodles hanging out ... read more
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Alphas and Angels

Alphas and Angels

13 parts / 47 pages, updated Nov 10, 2013PG-13Video
"I swear, if a guy tries to hit on me using the line "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" I'm going to lose it. Because yes, it freaking hurt like hel... read more
2,805,578 reads votes 41,640 comments 4,394
The Temporary Brother - {On an extended vacation to Guam aka on hold}

The Temporary Brother - {On an extended vacation to Guam aka on hold}

6 parts / 17 pages, updated Jun 10, 2013PG-13Video
Macy Stinson is in a pickle. She’s failing her Computer Applications class, and is in desperate need of extra credit. Her teacher makes he... read more
46,573 reads votes 1,240 comments 188
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Hello I'm Not Satan
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His Number
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No Capes
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wow I'm dumb I didn't even realize that. Thank you for pointing it out! I better go change it...
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hahaha, total coincidence, haha *sweats nervously*
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Yea, I think I'll go back and change the wording too bc I see how that might have been confusing
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@blackshadows46 @greekgoddess18 no silly gooses she's telling Joshua to let Roy take her away and murder her like he did to Joshua's mate
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