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Name Crackle of Snap Crackle and Pop. (RIP Snap)
Location *chants* USA! USA!
Birthday May 28
Member Since Oct 04, 2010
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TellTaleHeart aka Me aka That Chick Who Writes. Hi!

❝ In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on. ❞

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☞ *Please don't ask me to read your stories!* ☜


✤ I can be super mature, and super immature. Brace yourself.
✤ Despite how oh-so girlish and lady-like I might seem, I'm considered a tomboy. Or something like that.
✤ I'm awkward.
✤ The Hunger Games.
✤ I am a world champion procrastinator.  
✤ I have no conversational skills.
✤ My other account is @StarSpangled. Idk why I have it there's nothing on it so.
✤ The Walking Dead, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock.
✤ I pretty much only listen to Country music, Rock, and the occasional Eminem song. And maybe like three Pop-ish songs.
✤ I am so shy, that talking to people over the internet is just as nerve-wracking as face to face.
✤ I tend to have a life at the most inconvenient of times, so my updates will be all over the place.
✤ According to my BFF and Mom, 90% of the things I say are sarcastic, even if I don't realize it.
✤ I don't get angry easily or often, but there are a few things that will set me off.
✤ I laugh a lot...unnecessarily and awkwardly a lot.
✤ I like to think I'm smart, but sometimes I lack in common sense. And if it's past midnight, I turn into an emotional idiot.
✤ I will happily discuss any of the shows mentioned above, or random topics like the meaning of life and the universe and everything. Or cake.
✤ I blush so easily it's ridiculous, so I hate having any attention on me.
✤ No regrets✌
✤ I'm bad at advice, but I'm an amazing listener.
✤ I'm almost positive I have two separate personalities. They're very conflicting.
✤ I hate sock monkeys and porcelain dolls.
✤ My biggest fears are wasps and the electricity going out while I'm in the shower.
✤ I like ALT symbols.



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