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iMunsterCookiez

Name whatever people call me
Location Florida, the flat gun shaped lower right corner of America.
Member Since Feb 27, 2011
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Aloha reader.
I LOVE:
personal questions
evil laughter
hoarding random objects
singing cards
mixing sodas
giant pencils that you never really use but buy anyway as souveniers
I HATE WITH A BURNING PASSION:
needles
creepers
-okay not creepers i luv em
OLD creepers
Proofreading
Robin, aka Bat Man's charity
pandas (they are cute&cudldly, WHATS THEIR DARK SIDE?!?!!)
bland cookiez
those friendly people at carnivals that lie and say getting the ball in the cup is easy

Thanks for reading me. I appreciate you. You know what? Go take an Improv class. It's fun. Really. So is Color Guard. If it's a good one, anyway. And you don't dress like hoochi mamas. That's just innaprpiete. For the children. Is it not? Anyway...
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^^^Stole this from someone who stole it from someone else >:3 

I get really, really, really down on myself when I write, and then I post some things here and nearly bight my lips off in anticipation (No really, not joking I tear em up) so please, please, please comment, even if it is the farthest thing from encouraging, I just love the fact that at least one person went through the trouble of something I wrote.
"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." ~Robert McCloskey


I really love cookies, they make me happy.

Works

The Accident

The Accident

3 parts / 4 pages, updated Jan 14, 2013PG-13Video
She's a pet-carer, a babysitter, a maid, and a soul reaper- that's right folks, poor innocent straight A student Ellie West becomes the every-job Barbie, working for the tric... read more
23 reads votes 4 comments 2
Wonderland

Wonderland

2 pages, updated Dec 25, 2012
You thought you knew the story of Alice in Wonderland.
7 reads votes 0 comments 0
Total Monstrosity

Total Monstrosity

3 parts / 7 pages, updated Nov 12, 2012PG
A future society lives under constant surveillance and "protection" from reality. Victoria Rose was just fitting in when she became part of something extraordi... read more
9 reads votes 3 comments 0
That Little Minx

That Little Minx

14 parts / 43 pages, updated Oct 07, 2012
You can't arrest me for doing what I do best. And even if some unlucky wannabe cop tried, he would get a nice little kick where the sun doesn't shine. I like to think of ... read more
604 reads votes 14 comments 2
Under Sugar Frosting

Under Sugar Frosting

9 parts / 59 pages, updated Jul 20, 2012PG-13
You don't need a closet telepath, secret paranormal organizations, wars amongst the unknown, and mysterious stalkers to be sure no one in Tequesta is who they seem. L... read more
77 reads votes 10 comments 4
You and I

You and I

3 pages, updated May 01, 2011Completed
Friends for life means through thick and thin, you stick together.
72 reads votes 2 comments 1
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deliciousfrosting143
deliciousfrosti...

10 months ago
@iMunsterCookiez oh probably but plz stay fanned. PLZ!!! :P
iMunsterCookiez
iMunsterCookiez

10 months ago
@deliciousfrosting143 Could you have the wrong person then? I never fanned your old account either ?
deliciousfrosting143
deliciousfrosti...

10 months ago
thnx 4 fanning, but u fanned my other accoutn which i stupidly forgot the pass 2 so plz fan this one. ill continue my stories here. read my NEW profile
MissDagger
MissDagger

1 year ago
Thanks for adding my story!!
greedthunders
greedthunders

1 year ago
Thanx :-)
iMunsterCookiez
iMunsterCookiez

2 years ago
@greedthunders I WOULD LOVE TO BE YOUR FRIEND!!!!!
greedthunders
greedthunders

2 years ago
hey iMunster will you be my friend
iMunsterCookiez
iMunsterCookiez

2 years ago
@XxSkater2Girl16xX THATS THE WAY UH HUH UH HUH I LIKEEEEEEE IT UH HUH UH HUH XD thank you so much!!!!!!!
YEAH YEAH! FINALLY HOME SLICE!
@iMunsterCookiez 
haha. of course they are :P

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