May

Well hello there :D

So, basically I'm just a girl who loves to read and write. I prefer the humor genre to romance. Sappy romances make me want to barf. Twilight, on the other hand, was just too hilarious.

I'm a scatterbrained pessimist. Is the grass always greener on the other side? I don't care, I'm not a cow.

Grumpy cat is my idol. Hail tard.
Cats- I love 'em all (except for those god awful hairless ones.)

Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, The Adventures Of Asterix, Alex Rider, 39 Clues, Hunger Games, The Selection, and the Matched trilogy are my all time favorites.
So is Winnie the Pooh. 

I'd love to have a book of mine published. If Rebecca Black's song could become a hit, so can my book be published.
If you don't like Macklemore, you're an idiot.

I'm ridiculously childish and random.
And always remember a shaved hamster looks like a tiny hippo.

Cheerio, 
May the mau
(For those who don't know Mau means cat)
<3
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Rapunzel: Something brought you here, Flynn Rider. Call it what you will... fate... destiny...
Flynn Rider: A horse............  -- Tangled

Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?  -- Jack Sparrow

Rafael: Pssst! Blu, down here. Just tell her, you have beautiful eyes.
Blu: That's good. Great idea!
Blu: I have beautiful eyes.
Jewel: Aah...yeah. Okay. Sure. They're...they're nice........  -- Rio

 I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit on the toilet bowl... what?  -- Gru, Despicable Me

It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!   -- Agnes, Despicable Me

Ben: No jokes, no insults, no blackmail?
Kevin: Nope.
Ben: Wow, thanks. Wait...you're gonna wait til we're in the car and you're gonna make my life miserable, aren't you? ..............  -- Ben 10 : Alien Force

 My name is Mater.  Yeah, like tuh-mater, but without the "tuh."  -- Mater, Cars