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Hello there! How are you today? Meh, I don't really care. ;)
Now who's that ugly thing up there?! Why, it's me! (My profile picture is really me)
Anyway, I'm Mali...
I don't bite. Wait, that's a lie! I do bite! Hard...

Now firstly, I DID NOT MAKE A WATTPAD ACCOUNT INTENDING TO WRITE! The only reason I did was so I could read the R-rated stuff... But, I will eventually upload something. Probably. Maybe

I'm an athiest, and a damn sexy one at that.

I'm pansexual. If you don't know what that means then LOOK IT UP. If you've looked it up and don't like it, then GO HAVE SEX WITH A POWER DRILL.

Trust issues, commitment issues and all that jazz. Nothing you peeps aren't used to.
Like most people, I think I'm ugly, though people are always telling me I have no idea how beatiful I am. I don't see it.

Yes, I will chase a homophobe down the street with a buring hot poker. ;)
Obviously, I'm a strong supporter of LGBT!

I like hugging people.
I love dying my hair.

I do accept constructive criticism, as long as it won't make me cry... :)




I LOVE YOU! YOU! YES YOU, RIGHT THERE! I LOVE YOU! WILL YOU MARRY ME? Wait, NO, I don't want to marry you! GO AWAY YOU CREEPY PERVERT! *runs away* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, STOP FOLLOWING ME! I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE! *chibi version of me hides behind giant mug of hot chocolate*


♂ + ♂ = ♥
♀ + ♀ = ♥
♀ + ♂ = ♥

91% of girls would be dead if the Justin Bieber decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your profile if you are part of the 9% who would be cracking up! (I'm part of the 9%)


♀+♀= ♥ GENDER
♂+♂= ♥ DOESN'T
♂+♀= ♥ MATTER
BECAUSE
LOVE HAS NO BOUNDRIES

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………(●̮̮̃•̃)..(●̮̮̃•̃) BxB<33
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A bad friend will stab you in the back, but a good friend will stab you in the front.
  • Outside your bedroom window watching you sleep.
  • JoinedJuly 2, 2012



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