autumninspring

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Member Since	Mar 31, 2012
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Top 8 Things That Piss Me Off
The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy 
considering he has no dick!
People who are willing to get off their ass to 
search the entire room for the TV remote 
because they refuse to walk to the TV and 
change the channel manually.
 When people say "Oh you just want to have 
your cake and eat it too". That's dumb! What 
good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What, 
should I eat someone else's cake instead?
 When people say "It's always in the last place 
you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would 
you keep looking after you've found it? Do 
people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie, 
"Did you see that?" No, dick nose: I paid 
$7.50 to come to the theater and stare at the 
frikken ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" 
Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there 
buddy
When something is "new and improved", 
which is it? If it's new, then there has never 
been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
 then there must have been something before 
itWhen a cop pulls you over and then asks if 
you know how fast you were going. You 
should know, asshole: you pulled me over? 
SO IDRGAF if you love me or hate your loss.{fun facts!! I kill the dance floor, this is a perv welcome zone lol , here am i in ur bed last time i checked ;p i live music im a sophmore who is in iss or oss everyday but idrgaf im me and aint fake if u do t like it snd!