Status: Don't you know.. Love is a disease. Everyone's dying. And there's no cure (5 months ago)

afearofcarpets

Name KIRA
Location on Mars
Member Since Feb 29, 2012
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w o r ks  i’m  l o s t in:
	✩1-800-KINK-ME-UP
	
w o r ks i’m  c u r r e n t l y  p l o t ting:
	✩ The Undercover Girlfriend
	✩ [like]Milk & Cookies 

w o r k s t h a t  i am  s t a r ting:
	✩ Slip : Teen-Fiction. Drama. Romance. Rating: Currently Unknown
^^ “…I was staring down the barrel of a gun. Fear struck me instantly. I froze. Stopped breathing. Like a coward, I stuttered out, “Please don’t kill me.” And her face, which had been wiped clean of emotion, broke out into a smile as she turned the barrel on herself. Mutely her lips mouthed, I…hate…myself, and a loud, pop sounded, as she emptied a single bullet into her skull and her body hit the ground.”

a b o u t me:
Gaudy. Loudest over the crowd. Eye-catching. Whimsical alien. 

g o a l(s):
none at the moment. i write because it amuses me. and i hope to amuse someone else.

Works

1-800-KINK-ME-UP

1-800-KINK-ME-UP

Teen Fiction #748
40 parts / 117 pages, updated May 06, 2013PG-13
I cover my mouth. The sensation of his lips against mine is still very apparent, real, earth-shattering. Shaken, my voice peels out from beneath my fingers, "Did you... read more
127,546 reads votes 955 comments 260
Crashland

Crashland

2 pages, updated Apr 27, 2013PG-13
transitive verb : to land (an airplane or spacecraft) under emergency conditions usually with damage to the craft Fresh-to-eighteen, Gilligan Wellworth is a listless teenager ... read more
19 reads votes 5 comments 1
The Undercover Girlfriend

The Undercover Girlfriend

1 page, updated Jul 01, 2012PG-13
66 reads votes 4 comments 6
[like]Milk & Cookies

[like]Milk & Cookies

7 parts / 24 pages, updated Apr 27, 2012PG-13
Beneath the dependency, the pretentious behavior and sheer negligence of her personal commitments, Pippa Winsor happens to be rather efficient as the personal stylis... read more
582 reads votes 55 comments 21
Wanderlust

Wanderlust

5 parts / 2 pages, updated Mar 24, 2012PG-13
an ongoing collection of poetry exploring the known and unknown of adolescence.
233 reads votes 22 comments 3
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afearofcarpets

2 weeks ago
Update for 1800KMU. Keep an eye open for it. Hilarity
afearofcarpets
afearofcarpets

4 weeks ago
Update tonight. All I have to say is: surprise surprise


4 weeks ago
your writing is unreal. it's so witty and quirky and i just love it. you make writing seem so easy! it's not too fair. i love how you give out so much details but you still leave enough to the imagination. it's amazing. you're amazing. you're my idol b/c of reasons.

stay gold. :-)
afearofcarpets
afearofcarpets

1 month ago
OMG someone go and like 1800KMU.. Go vote it up. It's stuck in beast mode lol. 666
afearofcarpets
afearofcarpets

1 month ago
I want to thank all those following me. Thank you. The next update is I predict will be happening sometime tonight. 
afearofcarpets
afearofcarpets

2 months ago
Updation = Update..date? I don't know. Weird me
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coup_de_grace

2 months ago
@afearofcarpets This made my good day into like a ......really super fantabulous awesome started-from-the-bottom day. Yay so happy you're going to update!!!!!! :D 
afearofcarpets
afearofcarpets

2 months ago
I'm going to be updating tonight. Probably two times. Cause I love ya'll so much I've got ulcers. 
iamthekid
iamthekid

2 months ago
you are the straw to my berry, you're the apple to my pie, i love youuuuu so so much. you is so talented and asjkgkjefk can i be u?
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censor

2 months ago
i effin love you. In a totally non-lesbonic way. i dont think thats how you spell lesbonic :/W/E 1800KMU will always make me laugh. I will cry everyone and their mom a river when it ends. Okay. 

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@arhasbabygirl88. Sorry there's not a chase scent...?
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@sherlokison What's your opinion on it?
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@Famousx.. That's not a glitch. And I don't control that. Usually you HAVE to be connected to Wifi to surf the interweb on an iPod. :(
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@Lissy_Goode, I know. There's tons of mistakes in this. I'm just too damn lazy to fix it right now. :D Thanks for reading though.
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@TaylorWarner4 Thanks. I hope you continue to read and support.
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