Sophisticated with a hint of slutty

• Half of #JULINTHE, the new Larry •

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Hiii, I'm Yintheeeeeee
First things first: If you're a homophobe/against LGBT+ : PLEASE GO OFF OF MY PROFILE AND NEVER COME BACK
Thank you very much :)

Now,
I'm probably the coolest person you'll ever meet cuz
I'M SO FANCY tududum
YOU ALREADY KNO-OW

(screw the probably, I AM the coolest person you'll ever meet. You'll probably want to marry me right away. Too bad I'm taken (by Jamie Campbell Bower and David Luiz, yes at the same time, no I don't give a daaaaammmmn) oh and I'm definetely sooooo outta your league.

(Oh, babes, if you know what movie the videoclip of Fancy is based upon we can become best friends because CLUELESS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVAH!)
AS IFFFFFF

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I'm the laziest and the most ambitious person at the same time. Why? Because I can. 

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I'm a Larrie (I don't consider myself as a Larry-shipper 'cause I don't 'ship' them, I genuinely believe they're in a relationship)
And I'm always right so all of you antis, too bad I don't feel sorry.
Dig a hole and cry :)

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I'm gonna marry David Luiz or Jamie Campbell Bower, no doubt. They're waiting for me :) Don't believe me just watch.

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I'm fan of One Direction, Ed Sheeran, Cara Delevigne, Imagine Dragons, Yinthe Valcke (oh wait that's me :)) and a lot more but I can't remembeeeer

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I write in English and in Dutch (Nederlands) hehe because I'm cool enough to know two languages. I know French as well so yes you should respect me. 
Are you jealous yet? No? Yes you are don't deny.

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I'm currently not making covers for a while, sorry. I want to focus on my own writing for the moment hehe.
If you really really need one, you can always DM me and I'll see what I can do :)

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I WANT TO MAKE MORE ONLINE FRIENS SO SEND ME MESSAGEEEESSSSS 

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You know you love me,
(cuz I'm fab as hell with my fab swag and my fab little head)
xoxo

If you read this whole thing, congratulations, you have now achieved at least one good thing in your life! Good job :)