Alice Kirkland (XxTeaPleasexX)

Status: (( Got on eaaarly~ MOMMY FINALLY LEFT FOR FLORIDA :D )) (6 months ago)

XxTeaPleasexX

Name	Alice Kirkland
Location	London
Member Since	Sep 15, 2012
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Hello to all. I am Alice Kirkland, or better known, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
Welcome. Unless you are France, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
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I have to say more to these wankers?! Bloody hell!
Well, I was a previous privateer, not a bloody pirate! There is a difference. 
I did take the full up-bringing of America, but I take no responsibility for his actions! He gets what comes to him!  
I am not like my male counterpart, I have mastered magic, unlike him always messing something up. My foods I also make are /less/ burnt, but is a failure, none the less....
I wear glasses, of course. 
I can be quite and elegant lady, but do not mess with me. Especially you, Frog-faced France! I dislike your little sexual 'games' so piss off. 
Anyway, I hope we all can be great friends! Except for you, bloody frog...

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(( Hai humaaaans~ it is XxTimeOfDeathxX :D I was so bored so I wanted to create another account for Fem!England. -shrug- Sounded like fun, and I have been told I can pull her off very well, even thought the 'About Me' sucks >3> I WILL FIX IT LATER I PROMISE! Now, I have another RP account for Fem!Canada, that one is my main account.... go here :D@XxTimeOfDeathxX
NOW! I shall now leave you all aloooooone~ Ba-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~))

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XxTeaPleasexX
5 months ago

@Betonamu You are very welcome, dear~ and thank you a bunch for fanning back! You are on Arties crew, correct?

XxTeaPleasexX
5 months ago

@SpiritOfTheGlass -raises eyebrow- Eh...?

@poypul -crosses arms- Am not! -mumbles curses and storms off-

poypul
6 months ago

@XxTeaPleasexX *rolls eyes* Pleeeeease. Compared to me, you're like, a soldier.

judarandhisbrea...
6 months ago

Admin: One question. Do you know what an /Oblation Run/ is? Just... don't Google it. It's... It's... It's a revelation of sorts... I guess.

XxTeaPleasexX
6 months ago

@poypul -scoff- I am not stiff..! (( pffft~ that is what he said~ ))

poypul
6 months ago

@XxTeaPleasexX Quite so! *tips hat that pirate Iggy gave to her* But you don't have to be so stiff. *grin*

XxTeaPleasexX
6 months ago

@WhyIsTheRumGone (( miss you too Dx ))
@_I_Love_Pizza_ Hello~
@poypul -wince- U-uh, Hello.... (( pffft~ i can find it out on mah OWN~! I am just that awesome, bro~ xD )

poypul
6 months ago

... female england. LOL HALLLOOOOO. ((you should probably speak to the other englands before you talk to meh... I have quite the reputation with pirate and vampire iggy. bwhahaha. >3))