Wattsnail

My name, of course, is not Wattsnail, it's snailmale. Yes, snailmale is all lower case, nothing capital about me, I'm afraid, and I'm on here under the pen name of Wattsnail  because, in the circumstances, Wattsnail seemed a blindingly obvious choice. 

I write mainly for personal pleasure, although if the results of my efforts bring pleasure to others, then I'm more than happy to share with the world, even those who talk about me behind my back. Of course, having said I write for pleasure, I'm not a proud person, and if anyone out there feels they would like to pay me for my writing, I'm more than happy to accept.

Mostly I write short stories, many  allegedly  humorous, a few of which have been published by desperate editors, and one even paid for. Now and then, though I become conscience-stricken about the shallow and facetious rubbish that I produce and try some 'proper' writing. Also, buried deep in my files, is a half-written humorous novel entitled Brockberrow, which I'm half inclined to inflict on Wattpad before very long.